Fandom: Jupiter Ascending
Mar. 1st, 2015 09:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
escritoireazulLife has pretty much sucked lately, mostly due to lack of work, insurance, and bipolar drugs, but I'm trying to remind myself of the good things. And one of the greatest things ended up being Jupiter Ascending. I'm behind on my movie trailers, so I hadn't even heard about it until multiple people contacted me about SPACE WEREWOLF CARLA THERE'S A SPACE WEREWOLF AND HE'S SHIRTLESS AND HOT.
It's like you people know me or something.
Because of (the lack of) work, I moved back to my hometown (and in with J), so I'm no longer near my favorite theater (with the red leather recliners and the bar and the adults-only screens), and the local theater is crap (it doesn't even have stadium seating!). However, there's a new theater a couple towns over that has (some) screens with the recliners, and J and I had to run an errand out there anyway, so we ended up going together. (My original plan was to go alone, because this is not J's kind of movie.)
You guys, JUPITER ASCENDING IS THE GREATEST MOVIE WITH A SKY-SURFING SPACE WEREWOLF I'VE EVER SEEN.
It was fun and funny and over-the-top dramatic and wonderful. It made me a fan of Channing Tatum. It made me want to watch it a hundred times and cheer every time. It made me want all sorts of stories about the supporting characters (CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING TSING IS THE GREATEST and Ibis and the hunters and Stinger's daughter Kiza, I LOVE HER ALREADY GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE). Stinger and his bees. The way Mila Kunis dealt with that whole I've always loved dogs line and her face after and okay, her throughout the whole movie I love her. Jupiter and Caine and her reactions to "your majesty" from different people (and the kinky stories that must have come out of that, COME ON, Jupiter and Caine kink yes please).
The movie is beautiful and flashy and wonderful visually (minus a little bit of vertigo-inducing motion in the fight scenes; I intentionally did not watch it in 3D because I'd been warned).
BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS SPACE FUCKING WEREWOLF I NEED SO MANY MORE SPACE WEREWOLVES AND THEY WANT PACKS AND COME ON GIVE ME THE STORIES OF SPACE WEREWOLF PACKS.
And space dinosaurs. I know most people call them space dragons, but I read them as dinosaurs, and I am going to keep reading them as dinosaurs, because SPACE FUCKING DINOSAURS.
And now some links:
As much as I love the movie,marina wrote up a fairly detailed criticism of Jupiter's Russian background and the complete and utter fail of the movie.
Jupiter Ascending kink meme:![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
jakink (I haven't read anything here yet, but I AM INTERESTED YES I AM FUCKING INTERESTED.)
Really liked whatdhampyresa had to say here.
Okay, so interested in the kink meme I did a little reading.
Jupiter/Caine, Jupiter/Stinger, ABO
Jupiter/Caine, aftercare
It's like you people know me or something.
Because of (the lack of) work, I moved back to my hometown (and in with J), so I'm no longer near my favorite theater (with the red leather recliners and the bar and the adults-only screens), and the local theater is crap (it doesn't even have stadium seating!). However, there's a new theater a couple towns over that has (some) screens with the recliners, and J and I had to run an errand out there anyway, so we ended up going together. (My original plan was to go alone, because this is not J's kind of movie.)
You guys, JUPITER ASCENDING IS THE GREATEST MOVIE WITH A SKY-SURFING SPACE WEREWOLF I'VE EVER SEEN.
It was fun and funny and over-the-top dramatic and wonderful. It made me a fan of Channing Tatum. It made me want to watch it a hundred times and cheer every time. It made me want all sorts of stories about the supporting characters (CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING TSING IS THE GREATEST and Ibis and the hunters and Stinger's daughter Kiza, I LOVE HER ALREADY GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE). Stinger and his bees. The way Mila Kunis dealt with that whole I've always loved dogs line and her face after and okay, her throughout the whole movie I love her. Jupiter and Caine and her reactions to "your majesty" from different people (and the kinky stories that must have come out of that, COME ON, Jupiter and Caine kink yes please).
The movie is beautiful and flashy and wonderful visually (minus a little bit of vertigo-inducing motion in the fight scenes; I intentionally did not watch it in 3D because I'd been warned).
BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS SPACE FUCKING WEREWOLF I NEED SO MANY MORE SPACE WEREWOLVES AND THEY WANT PACKS AND COME ON GIVE ME THE STORIES OF SPACE WEREWOLF PACKS.
And space dinosaurs. I know most people call them space dragons, but I read them as dinosaurs, and I am going to keep reading them as dinosaurs, because SPACE FUCKING DINOSAURS.
And now some links:
As much as I love the movie,
marina wrote up a fairly detailed criticism of Jupiter's Russian background and the complete and utter fail of the movie.Jupiter Ascending kink meme:
jakink (I haven't read anything here yet, but I AM INTERESTED YES I AM FUCKING INTERESTED.)Really liked what
dhampyresa had to say here.Okay, so interested in the kink meme I did a little reading.
Jupiter/Caine, Jupiter/Stinger, ABO
Jupiter/Caine, aftercare
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Date: 2015-03-02 06:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-03-02 09:57 pm (UTC)Glad you liked the movie!
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Date: 2015-03-04 09:34 pm (UTC)