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10 Things I Hate About You/Bring It On

Priceless (15970 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), Bring It On (2000)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kat Stratford/Missy Pantone
Summary:

Kat's looking forward to a calm second year at Sarah Lawrence. Her new roommate makes that less than easy.

OMG Missy! Kat! Their voices are fantastic here.

Alien vs. Predator

Shackleton Was Wrong (4432 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Alien vs Predator (2004)
Rating: Mature
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Scar/Alexa Woods
Characters: Scar (Predator), Alexa Woods
Summary:

Fix-it fic, of a sort. Scar is hardier than he looks, and Lex is drawn to the true 'last great journey left to man'.

GOD. This is amazing.

Allstate Insurance Mayhem Commercials

And I'm the Obstacle You Never Expected (2003 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Mayhem (Allstate Insurance), Original Characters
Summary:

"He looked like a washed-up actor who had mugged an accountant on his way to the local bar." Mayhem meets his match...or does he?

Emelan - Tamora Pierce

A Busy Day (1229 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Emelan - Tamora Pierce
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Daja Kisubo, Sandrilene fa Toren, Briar Moss, Trisana Chandler
Summary:

A typical day for Daja.

Perambulations around the Center (2189 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Emelan - Tamora Pierce
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sandrilene fa Toren, Daja Kisubo, Trisana Chandler, Briar Moss
Summary:

Conversations in the wake of Namorn.

Hobbes and Bacon

"Worked okay so far?" (3440 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hobbes and Bacon
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Calvin/Susie Derkins
Characters: Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes), Susie Derkins, Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes), Bacon (Hobbes and Bacon), Mr Bun (Calvin and Hobbes)
Summary:

Sometimes Susie worries about whether her daughter's fantasy life is actually fantasy.

Magic School Bus

The Magic School Bus Gets Stage Fright (3634 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Magic School Bus
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dorothy Ann/Carlos Ramon, Phoebe Terese/Arnold Perlstein
Characters: Dorothy Ann, Carlos Ramon, Phoebe Terese, Arnold Perlstein, Wanda Li, Keesha Franklin, Tim Jamal, Ralphie Tennelli, Valerie Frizzle, Liz
Summary:

A story about brain chemistry.

Pushing Daisies

It ends in a small white room (3679 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Charlotte Charles/Ned
Characters: Ned (Pushing Daisies), Charlotte Charles, Emerson Cod, Olive Snook
Summary:

“Ever since I was a kid, I’d have this dream where somebody would find out what I could do. It starts off with lots of ice cream and balloons and ends in a small white room where little bits are cut out of me until there's nothing left to cut.” -- Ned, Pushing Daisies

Every Secret Has Its Time (1240 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Charlotte Charles/Ned, Randy Mann/Olive Snook
Characters: Ned (Pushing Daisies), Charlotte Charles, Olive Snook, Emerson Cod
Summary:

It's Saturday morning baking time, just before the holidays, and the people of the Pie Hole consider their present.

For Love or Money (10937 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Charlotte Charles/Ned
Characters: Ned (Pushing Daisies), Charlotte, Emerson Cod, Olive Snook
Summary:

Little Daisy Darling (salesperson of the month and Olive Snook Look-alike) seemed to be in love with her boss, Huge Hugh McGrew, a very dead ringer for Emerson Cod. But Hugh was in love with his wife, the equally plus-sized Rustie McGrew. When Huge Hugh finds himself with a cord around his neck and three holes in his chest, Miss Daisy is the prime suspect.

The Distance Between Stars (2014 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Charlotte Charles/Ned/Olive Snook
Characters: Charlotte Charles, Ned (Pushing Daisies), Olive Snook
Summary:

On assignment, Ned, Chuck and Olive have been scattered all over the globe. Maybe it’s better this way. Or maybe it isn’t.

Space Vehicles

A Tale of Three Rovers (1594 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Space Vehicles
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Curiosity (Mars Rover), Opportunity (Mars Rover), Spirit (Mars Rover)
Summary:

Twin sisters Spirit and Opportunity have been the only two rovers on Mars for a long time, until their lives are shook up by the arrival of a new girl in town: the meme-spouting, music-loving, Instagram-snapping Curiosity.

This made my heart just squeeze.

Suri's Burn Book

Harriet The Spy Has Nothing On Me (4175 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Suri's Burn Book
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Suri Cruise, Violet Affleck
Summary:

Discretion. I cannot emphasize this enough. If you are so low class as to sell your own stories to the tabloids, I cannot trust that you will not fabricate lies about my services in an attempt to garner fleeting moments of fame. This is why I will never assist the Kardashians, no matter how much they plead (though if Penelope Scotland Disick wishes to make her escape and reclaim some semblance of a fulfilling life, I have some experience in the matter and will assist pro bono).

would there be another list of 99 things that I'd missed? a.k.a. The Unfortunate and Completely Avoidable Case of the Missing Polyfiber Sweater (1022 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Suri's Burn Book
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Violet Affleck, Suri Cruise, Kingston Rossdale
Summary:

Violet enlists the aid of Suri's dedicated notations in the search for a classmate's wardrobe.

Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey

Her Need Will I Answer (7756 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey
Rating: Not Rated
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Kethry (Valdemar), Tarma shena Talesedrin
Summary:

Kethry's geis is to always help women indiscriminately, but what if a female is not human? Tarma and Kethry encounter a Horse of a Very Special Color.

Zombieland

Chocolate Chip Pancakes at the End of the World (1508 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Zombieland (2009)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Wichita, Little Rock, Columbus, Tallahassee
Summary:

When she was a kid Witchita firmly believed that her mother's chocolate chip smiley face pancakes could fix anything.