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Supernatural "After School Special"
Because of course one of the few fat women we see on the show has to a) be miserable and sit alone in high school (no matter what she actually is or what's going on, that's how they portray her) and b) is a villian. Of fucking course.
I'm sure no fat person ever had an awesome time in high school.
(April's very pretty and I quite like her voice.)
"Did you happen to smell anything?" Oh, Sam. I'm going to need you to work on your people questioning skills, okay?
Home of the bombers? That's a mascot right there.
Good grief, that car is about the hottest thing around. Unf.
Baby Sam and his butterfly knife. Hee.
Dean, you totally need to grow into that jacket some.
So at first I didn't find teenage Dean all that hot, but then that cocky walk and slouch kicked in. UNF.
Oh, look, the fat boy is the bully.
I'm totally calling Sam -
OMG. Oh Dean. Those socks! Those shorts! The one simple rule - dodge! I'm laughing too hard.
I totally believe that teachers think dodgeball is too dangerous now. In high school when I had an injury and had to sit out of a couple days of dodgeball I analyzed the way the students hunted like a pack. It was awesome. I also enjoy playing dodgeball, but that is my favorite dodgeball memory.
The main male jock looks really familiar but I don't know why.
Black leaking out of the eye and now the ear. Why would it change?
Of course Sam knew the guy who suicided back in 1998.
Barry's kind of adorable with his glasses.
Bucket of popcorn and extra butter is not kinky, honey.
"Don't you miss your dad?" And the tightness of Dean's face. Hee.
Oh baby Sam refusing to fight. Good grief, you're adorable.
I like that Sam's still able to get upset about burning the bones of a friend.
Classy, Dean, raging to beat up a kid. (I don't blame him wanting to protect his sibling, but I'm still entertained.)
Amanda wants Dean to meet her parents already? That's kind of fast there, honey.
God Sam is so little compared to most of his peers. I wonder what that feels like. I've been tall my whole life.
They killed a werewolf last summer and Sam wrote about it! OMG I love you baby Sam! Sam can't pursue writing he has to "go into the family business." You're adorable, baby Sam. And your teacher is kind of awesome. I love stories about kids rebelling against what their families want for them.
Three or four big choices that shape someone's whole life? I'm pretty sure there are more than that, because I've already had more than that and I've not reached thirty yet. I intend to have many more big choices and changes.
I love how Dean uses the same threats now that he used back then, and Sam the same gestures with his hair. Nice.
Martha Dumptruck? Fuck you, Dean Winchester.
Blow up the bus! Salt and burn it! I like fire.
Baby Sam is a badass. (I mean, of course, but still.) Dirk the Jerk. You're telling me no one else at school every came up with that rhyme? SERIOUSLY? Damn uncreative kids.
Poor Dirk Sr. I feel bad for parents who feel like they've failed their kids. And now the Dirk the Jerk nickname is going to come back to haunt Sam. Dead mother, Dad working so much he can't be around. Holy crap, Dirk's childhood is kind of freaking heartbreaking. I hope you feel guilty SAM WINCHESTER!
Where do you keep the lock of his hair? Dean, I think you and Sam both need lessons on subtly when questioning people. I swear you used to be better at this.
21 Jump Street? Bus driver sells pot? You're kind of an asshole this episode (frequently) but I'm entertained by you.
Sam's giving the evil talk to Dirk. Taking it out on each other is high school and it gets better.
Dean, you need a better lighter. That one took awhile to catch.
And Dean's thing is that he hates for people to feel sorry for him. "I save lives. I'm a hero. A hero." Oh, Dean.
And Sam getting high fived as he walks down the hall and Dean being alone. Oh, baby.
John and the Impala. UNF.
Sam goes back to talk to his teacher! (How do teachers remember so many students?) Sam did his own thing and then decided to join the family business. But it was his choice. Sort of. Aww, Sammy, so adorable.
Are you happy Sam? And he just stands there and swallows hard. Oh, baby.
"Sex & Violence"
So this title is basically made for me since I pretty much love sex in my violence in my sex. (I believe I even have a tag for this.) My guess is that I'm not going to be all that happy with how the show potrays it though.
Husband murders his wife with a meat cleaver (I think? I don't actually know what that is)? Yeah, obviously I'm not going to like this. Woman as victim yet again. And I would be fine with this episode if it wasn't for all the other crap about women especially last season and this season.
Sam flirting with the MD is cute.
And wait? The can say bitch and douchebag and slut, etc, but Dean has to say c-block for cock block?
I love Bobby's wall of phones, though. And also cooking.
Pretty much not loving this episode at all and having a hard time paying attention to it even. Bobby bringing them soda instead of beer made me grin though.
Also his chastising them and then checking to make sure they're okay.
I do like the bit about Sam sleeping with monsters and Sam saying that Dean's holding him back.
"Death Takes a Holiday"
Why is Sam the one apologizing to Dean about their fight in the previous episode? Dean was just as shitty to him.
Did they not try to remove the bullet? I mean, heart beating or not, why leave it in there? In case they do more damage going in to get it?
Yeah, Sam, you're still not very good at questioning people. In fact, you're pretty damn creepy.
Poster boys of the unnatural order.
And the normal rules don't really apply? Damn, Sammy, you are getting creepier and creepier.
I'm with Dean on this one.
OMG so I continue to love Pamela more than I can say. I think I might have to write about her and Anna during "Heaven and Hell". I'm thinking porn would be nice. Pamela is just so, so awesome. Why can't we have either more of her or more women who are awesome? (I think I need to write some more fic about the women I love best in Supernatural.)
Cole looks like the child of Adam Banks from The Mighty Ducks. I'm amused. It's the nose I think. And the flipply little hair at the back. (OMG He was NEMO!)
It's TESSA!
Sam, are you lying to the little kid ghost? You'd better not be! Because that is incredibly, incredibly low. (Okay, I also think it's good storytelling, but still.)
Who's Mr. Miyagi? KID! I am DISAPPOINTED in you. Cute as you are and awesome with your ability to move things.
Dude, he's badass.
Sam and Dean bonding with Cole is freaking awesome. I'd have liked the role to go to a girl because we pretty much only see girl children as monsters (or crazed kids hidden away by their father-grandfather), but still, Cole teaching them to fight is awesome.
SMOOTH, Sam and Dean. SMOOTH. Way to walk right into a trap. Some days I wonder how you survive even with divine intervention.
OH HELL NO SUPERNATURAL. DID YOU JUST KILL ANOTHER WOMAN AND THIS THE MOST AWESOME WOMAN OF THE SEASON? That drink Sam's making her better not be the last drink of her life.
Castiel's impersonating Bobby? Step off, punk! Bobby is AWESOME and doesn't need you pretending to be him, you creepy ass shit.
Oh, Cole and his poor mother just breaks my heart.
I like Tessa's "There's no such thing as miracles." That's deliciously creepy.
OH HELL NO. GODDAMN FUCKERS KILLING OFF PAMELA. WHY? WHY? WHY YOU ASSHOLES WHY? It's not like you have so many awesome women around that you can stand to lose them.
(Though I do like her last comment to Sam.)
That is it. I am done with Supernatural for awhile. I need another break. I can't take the sexism and racism anymore. I just can't do it.
I have no energy. Why do I have no energy? I'm nearly packed, I should be in the car and on a roadtrip, or at least in bed asleep so I can leave in the morning. I have the energy for neither. This is worrisome.
Because of course one of the few fat women we see on the show has to a) be miserable and sit alone in high school (no matter what she actually is or what's going on, that's how they portray her) and b) is a villian. Of fucking course.
I'm sure no fat person ever had an awesome time in high school.
(April's very pretty and I quite like her voice.)
"Did you happen to smell anything?" Oh, Sam. I'm going to need you to work on your people questioning skills, okay?
Home of the bombers? That's a mascot right there.
Good grief, that car is about the hottest thing around. Unf.
Baby Sam and his butterfly knife. Hee.
Dean, you totally need to grow into that jacket some.
So at first I didn't find teenage Dean all that hot, but then that cocky walk and slouch kicked in. UNF.
Oh, look, the fat boy is the bully.
I'm totally calling Sam -
OMG. Oh Dean. Those socks! Those shorts! The one simple rule - dodge! I'm laughing too hard.
I totally believe that teachers think dodgeball is too dangerous now. In high school when I had an injury and had to sit out of a couple days of dodgeball I analyzed the way the students hunted like a pack. It was awesome. I also enjoy playing dodgeball, but that is my favorite dodgeball memory.
The main male jock looks really familiar but I don't know why.
Black leaking out of the eye and now the ear. Why would it change?
Of course Sam knew the guy who suicided back in 1998.
Barry's kind of adorable with his glasses.
Bucket of popcorn and extra butter is not kinky, honey.
"Don't you miss your dad?" And the tightness of Dean's face. Hee.
Oh baby Sam refusing to fight. Good grief, you're adorable.
I like that Sam's still able to get upset about burning the bones of a friend.
Classy, Dean, raging to beat up a kid. (I don't blame him wanting to protect his sibling, but I'm still entertained.)
Amanda wants Dean to meet her parents already? That's kind of fast there, honey.
God Sam is so little compared to most of his peers. I wonder what that feels like. I've been tall my whole life.
They killed a werewolf last summer and Sam wrote about it! OMG I love you baby Sam! Sam can't pursue writing he has to "go into the family business." You're adorable, baby Sam. And your teacher is kind of awesome. I love stories about kids rebelling against what their families want for them.
Three or four big choices that shape someone's whole life? I'm pretty sure there are more than that, because I've already had more than that and I've not reached thirty yet. I intend to have many more big choices and changes.
I love how Dean uses the same threats now that he used back then, and Sam the same gestures with his hair. Nice.
Martha Dumptruck? Fuck you, Dean Winchester.
Blow up the bus! Salt and burn it! I like fire.
Baby Sam is a badass. (I mean, of course, but still.) Dirk the Jerk. You're telling me no one else at school every came up with that rhyme? SERIOUSLY? Damn uncreative kids.
Poor Dirk Sr. I feel bad for parents who feel like they've failed their kids. And now the Dirk the Jerk nickname is going to come back to haunt Sam. Dead mother, Dad working so much he can't be around. Holy crap, Dirk's childhood is kind of freaking heartbreaking. I hope you feel guilty SAM WINCHESTER!
Where do you keep the lock of his hair? Dean, I think you and Sam both need lessons on subtly when questioning people. I swear you used to be better at this.
21 Jump Street? Bus driver sells pot? You're kind of an asshole this episode (frequently) but I'm entertained by you.
Sam's giving the evil talk to Dirk. Taking it out on each other is high school and it gets better.
Dean, you need a better lighter. That one took awhile to catch.
And Dean's thing is that he hates for people to feel sorry for him. "I save lives. I'm a hero. A hero." Oh, Dean.
And Sam getting high fived as he walks down the hall and Dean being alone. Oh, baby.
John and the Impala. UNF.
Sam goes back to talk to his teacher! (How do teachers remember so many students?) Sam did his own thing and then decided to join the family business. But it was his choice. Sort of. Aww, Sammy, so adorable.
Are you happy Sam? And he just stands there and swallows hard. Oh, baby.
"Sex & Violence"
So this title is basically made for me since I pretty much love sex in my violence in my sex. (I believe I even have a tag for this.) My guess is that I'm not going to be all that happy with how the show potrays it though.
Husband murders his wife with a meat cleaver (I think? I don't actually know what that is)? Yeah, obviously I'm not going to like this. Woman as victim yet again. And I would be fine with this episode if it wasn't for all the other crap about women especially last season and this season.
Sam flirting with the MD is cute.
And wait? The can say bitch and douchebag and slut, etc, but Dean has to say c-block for cock block?
I love Bobby's wall of phones, though. And also cooking.
Pretty much not loving this episode at all and having a hard time paying attention to it even. Bobby bringing them soda instead of beer made me grin though.
Also his chastising them and then checking to make sure they're okay.
I do like the bit about Sam sleeping with monsters and Sam saying that Dean's holding him back.
"Death Takes a Holiday"
Why is Sam the one apologizing to Dean about their fight in the previous episode? Dean was just as shitty to him.
Did they not try to remove the bullet? I mean, heart beating or not, why leave it in there? In case they do more damage going in to get it?
Yeah, Sam, you're still not very good at questioning people. In fact, you're pretty damn creepy.
Poster boys of the unnatural order.
And the normal rules don't really apply? Damn, Sammy, you are getting creepier and creepier.
I'm with Dean on this one.
OMG so I continue to love Pamela more than I can say. I think I might have to write about her and Anna during "Heaven and Hell". I'm thinking porn would be nice. Pamela is just so, so awesome. Why can't we have either more of her or more women who are awesome? (I think I need to write some more fic about the women I love best in Supernatural.)
Cole looks like the child of Adam Banks from The Mighty Ducks. I'm amused. It's the nose I think. And the flipply little hair at the back. (OMG He was NEMO!)
It's TESSA!
Sam, are you lying to the little kid ghost? You'd better not be! Because that is incredibly, incredibly low. (Okay, I also think it's good storytelling, but still.)
Who's Mr. Miyagi? KID! I am DISAPPOINTED in you. Cute as you are and awesome with your ability to move things.
Dude, he's badass.
Sam and Dean bonding with Cole is freaking awesome. I'd have liked the role to go to a girl because we pretty much only see girl children as monsters (or crazed kids hidden away by their father-grandfather), but still, Cole teaching them to fight is awesome.
SMOOTH, Sam and Dean. SMOOTH. Way to walk right into a trap. Some days I wonder how you survive even with divine intervention.
OH HELL NO SUPERNATURAL. DID YOU JUST KILL ANOTHER WOMAN AND THIS THE MOST AWESOME WOMAN OF THE SEASON? That drink Sam's making her better not be the last drink of her life.
Castiel's impersonating Bobby? Step off, punk! Bobby is AWESOME and doesn't need you pretending to be him, you creepy ass shit.
Oh, Cole and his poor mother just breaks my heart.
I like Tessa's "There's no such thing as miracles." That's deliciously creepy.
OH HELL NO. GODDAMN FUCKERS KILLING OFF PAMELA. WHY? WHY? WHY YOU ASSHOLES WHY? It's not like you have so many awesome women around that you can stand to lose them.
(Though I do like her last comment to Sam.)
That is it. I am done with Supernatural for awhile. I need another break. I can't take the sexism and racism anymore. I just can't do it.
I have no energy. Why do I have no energy? I'm nearly packed, I should be in the car and on a roadtrip, or at least in bed asleep so I can leave in the morning. I have the energy for neither. This is worrisome.
*headdesks repeatedly*
Date: 2009-05-13 08:42 am (UTC)With Pamela, my God. If Sam had stopped wailing and chest-beating, he could have called a fucking ambulance. Or driven her to a hospital. They made their point with the stabbing, she didn't have to die.