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escritoireazulTaken from almost everywhere, but with my own twist. I made a doll of me and a doll of Carla Sue ... and then I told a story. Oh dear.
In case you've not seen it before, the point is to go here and make a doll of yourself and then Mary Sue yourself.
I, of course, can't do anything simple.
This is regular Carla. More or less. I had a hard time finding anything I would wear. Also, I am not that skinny. And my hair is not currently that curly, because it is so long the weight pulls much of the scary curl out of it. However, at the length the doll has, it is that frighteningly curly. The sunglasses are fairly close, too.
Meet Carla Sue. She just started TooGoodForYou boarding school, the wealthiest and most difficult school to get into. Don't be fooled by her cheerful exterior. Carla Sue has layers. Like a clove of garlic. Because she can never go anywhere alone, Carla Sue brought her best friend with her, Sarah Lou Sue (no relation).
This is Sarah Lou Sue. Though the school has a strict dress code, she is allowed to dye her hair because she is so wonderful and because Carla Sue likes it. Everything circles what the two Sues want, of course.
Though Carla Sue and Sarah Lou Sue are best friends, there is room for one more friend. Enter Shauna, queen of the school. Instead of hating Carla Sue and Sarah Lou Sue because they are competition, and because Shauna hates everyone, she takes them in and helps guide them through the perils of society education.
On the weekends, Shauna takes Carla Sue and Sarah Lou Sue out on dates. They attract the attention of all the boys, and surely it is not wrong that their beauty and wealth are the only reasons people like them. (Shauna always says "my inheritance brings all the boys to the yard" but she's a man eater.)
Though everyone loves her, Carla Sue is not honest with any of them, except for Sarah Lou Sue. See, Sarah Lou Sue is the only one who knows Carla Sue has a Terrible Secret and a Tragic Past.
Carla Sue is an orphan, and lost her parents in a tragic fire when she was young. She went wild after, drinking, drugs, sex, theft, fights -- anything you can think of, she's done it and now regrets her choices. Sarah Lou Sue brought her out before she could blow the family fortune and they are trying to find new lives at school.
Shauna convinced Carla Sue to become a cheerleader. Even though there was already a co-captain, the squad loved Carla Sue so much they made her captain with Shauna. It's a shame about poor Mindy Woo, but she'll recover from that broken leg and fractured back someday. They had to toss her off the top so Carla Sue had a place to go.
Carla Sue also makes time to compete in extreme skateboarding and equestrian events. She's never done either before, but she has a natural talent and immediately dominates. Tony Hawk offers her deals and passes on his sponsors to her, because she is just so much cooler.
Unfortunately, Carla Sue must decline, because ....
Carla Sue doesn't get to be comfortable in school for long. Before the end of the year, she finds out she's really a princess and now it is time for her to take her place ruling her country, Glitter Glitter Goo.
After a week of ruling, Carla Sue is so wonderful she becomes ruler of the entire world. Exchanging her princess dresses for power suits, Carla Sue solves world hunger, war, terrorism, and bad writing all in just a few days.
She then prepares for her world tour, because Carla Sue is a benevolent ruler and wants to see her public.
Carla Sue brings beach culture to England on her visit.
In France, she dines at the best restaurants. Though she sounds like an American, everyone loves her, and she is able to help the greatest chefs prepare better foods.
In Australia, Carla Sue becomes a model and struts her stuff on the catwalk, revealing her own clothing line. Everywhere, women strive to look like her, and she sets new standards for beauty.
Carla Sue sweeps through Asia, bringing women power and better technology. She spends much time there, and is pronounced the greatest woman in the world.
Carla Sue goes native in India and America and embraces her darker roots. She becomes shaman and medicine woman, learning she has been born to greatness in every culture and hundreds of prophecies carry her name.
Eventually, Carla Sue's dark past catches up with her.
Carla Sue was once a fire dancer, able to control the flames. She lost the talent when evil mobsters set her parents' mansion on fire and, try though she might, she failed to save them. Carla Sue blamed herself so much she could never again touch a flame.
After her parents' death and after Sarah Lou Sue brought her back from the wild side, Carla Sue became a superhero in her spare time. First she destroyed all the mobsters and brought down organized crime (leaving the world open to disorganized crime, but that's not really Carla Sue's problem, is it), and then went about saving kittens and store clerks and the like.
Saving the world, ruling the world, running all her businesses, and being the epitome of beauty is difficult, so sometimes Carla Sue has to take a vacation. She hides on a ranch and does cowgirl things and ice skating when she needs to get away.
Even with vacations, Carla Sue likes to drink to relieve the stress. She'll never abuse it, though, because she remembers Sarah Lou Sue's words from years ago, admonishing her for wasting her talents. Carla Sue realizes she is lonely and has, at some point, lost her shoe.
She is like Cinderella! When will she find her own prince charming?
While Carla Sue becomes emo, we must backtrack and learn what happened to Shauna and Sarah Lou Sue.
Carla Sue, worried about assassins, bought a private, high protected island, and send Sarah Lou Sue there with Shauna to help protect her. Sarah Lou Sue isn't one to sit around idle, and has done great things with her life as well.
Sarah Lou Sue and Shauna spend much of their time on the beach, of course, swimming and enjoying sex on the beach. Shauna makes a mean cocktail, you see. But their time is not always spent relaxing.
Sarah Lou Sue starts to invite musicians to entertain Shauna and herself while they hang out. One night, she starts to sing along out of the blue, and it turns out she has the voice of an absolute angel. Shauna can dance and play all the instruments, so a record producer, who just happened to stop by, immediately signs them and makes them famous.
Sarah Lou Sue and Shauna are excellent rock stars and are loved by everyone. They perform on television nearly every night and make billions of dollars from all their gold records and commercials and merchandise.
Because Sarah Lou Sue doesn't like the business side of life, Shauna steps in and finds her true calling -- she's strong enough to play with the big boys of business and blows everyone out of the water. She multiplies their money, adds to Sarah Lou Sue's power, and arranges for Sarah Lou Sue to take a vacation back at their now humble in comparison beach home.
Sarah Lou Sue becomes a water princess of a sort, touched by the blessings of the water sprites. She is like this when Carla Sue returns to the picture.
After so long waiting for her prince, Carla Sue realizes she doesn't want a prince -- she's already found the love of her life, been saved by her. She rushes off to beg Sarah Lou Sue's forgiveness for not understanding sooner and for leaving her alone.
Carla Sue uses her power as ruler of the world to legalize gay marriage everywhere. She and Sarah Lou Sue have a beautiful wedding, attended by hundreds of thousands of people, because they are both loved by everyone who meets them.
Their happiness is short-lived though. Carla Sue is not quite what she seems, and her power makes her tempting to all sorts of supernatural creatures. Carla Sue is part goddess and inherits the power of the sea.
In honor of Carla Sue's new status, Shauna becomes the head of lifeguards everywhere.
The werewolves are the first to make themselves known to their Little Red Riding Hood, but they act too slow and another creature gets the best of them.
Carla Sue is turned into a vampire. She refuses to leave Sarah Lou Sue behind and turns her as soon as she can.
Sarah Lou Sue doesn't let being a vampire stop her from continuing to be a superstar. She rocks out even harder now she can fly and lift thousands of pounds. Shauna supports her new supernatural appearance and profits soar ever higher.
Meanwhile, Carla Sue learns she has new powers, as well.
Carla Sue controls cats, big and small. Now she has spies who can help her retain control of the world.
Vampire Carla Sue and Vampire Sarah Lou Sue live long preternatural lives. They bury dear Shauna and many other friends, but continue to be loved by all who meet them.
In the far distant future, more prophecies slide into place. One comes, a chosen one, who hates all vampires and destroys Vampire Carla Sue and Vampire Sarah Lou Sue.
Their deaths change the world.
Sarah Lou Sue becomes both a muse for all types of creativity and a good angel, given the task of stopping the end of the world. Only one person could bring around that sort of destruction, and Sarah Lou Sue is the only one who could stop her.
Carla Sue becomes the dark angel, who will bring the apocalypse, unless the love of a true good angel can balance the scales.
And so unto eternity do they struggle, star-crossed and prophesied lovers.
The end
In case you've not seen it before, the point is to go here and make a doll of yourself and then Mary Sue yourself.
I, of course, can't do anything simple.
This is regular Carla. More or less. I had a hard time finding anything I would wear. Also, I am not that skinny. And my hair is not currently that curly, because it is so long the weight pulls much of the scary curl out of it. However, at the length the doll has, it is that frighteningly curly. The sunglasses are fairly close, too.
Meet Carla Sue. She just started TooGoodForYou boarding school, the wealthiest and most difficult school to get into. Don't be fooled by her cheerful exterior. Carla Sue has layers. Like a clove of garlic. Because she can never go anywhere alone, Carla Sue brought her best friend with her, Sarah Lou Sue (no relation).
This is Sarah Lou Sue. Though the school has a strict dress code, she is allowed to dye her hair because she is so wonderful and because Carla Sue likes it. Everything circles what the two Sues want, of course.
Though Carla Sue and Sarah Lou Sue are best friends, there is room for one more friend. Enter Shauna, queen of the school. Instead of hating Carla Sue and Sarah Lou Sue because they are competition, and because Shauna hates everyone, she takes them in and helps guide them through the perils of society education.
On the weekends, Shauna takes Carla Sue and Sarah Lou Sue out on dates. They attract the attention of all the boys, and surely it is not wrong that their beauty and wealth are the only reasons people like them. (Shauna always says "my inheritance brings all the boys to the yard" but she's a man eater.)
Though everyone loves her, Carla Sue is not honest with any of them, except for Sarah Lou Sue. See, Sarah Lou Sue is the only one who knows Carla Sue has a Terrible Secret and a Tragic Past.
Carla Sue is an orphan, and lost her parents in a tragic fire when she was young. She went wild after, drinking, drugs, sex, theft, fights -- anything you can think of, she's done it and now regrets her choices. Sarah Lou Sue brought her out before she could blow the family fortune and they are trying to find new lives at school.
Shauna convinced Carla Sue to become a cheerleader. Even though there was already a co-captain, the squad loved Carla Sue so much they made her captain with Shauna. It's a shame about poor Mindy Woo, but she'll recover from that broken leg and fractured back someday. They had to toss her off the top so Carla Sue had a place to go.
Carla Sue also makes time to compete in extreme skateboarding and equestrian events. She's never done either before, but she has a natural talent and immediately dominates. Tony Hawk offers her deals and passes on his sponsors to her, because she is just so much cooler.
Unfortunately, Carla Sue must decline, because ....
Carla Sue doesn't get to be comfortable in school for long. Before the end of the year, she finds out she's really a princess and now it is time for her to take her place ruling her country, Glitter Glitter Goo.
After a week of ruling, Carla Sue is so wonderful she becomes ruler of the entire world. Exchanging her princess dresses for power suits, Carla Sue solves world hunger, war, terrorism, and bad writing all in just a few days.
She then prepares for her world tour, because Carla Sue is a benevolent ruler and wants to see her public.
Carla Sue brings beach culture to England on her visit.
In France, she dines at the best restaurants. Though she sounds like an American, everyone loves her, and she is able to help the greatest chefs prepare better foods.
In Australia, Carla Sue becomes a model and struts her stuff on the catwalk, revealing her own clothing line. Everywhere, women strive to look like her, and she sets new standards for beauty.
Carla Sue sweeps through Asia, bringing women power and better technology. She spends much time there, and is pronounced the greatest woman in the world.
Carla Sue goes native in India and America and embraces her darker roots. She becomes shaman and medicine woman, learning she has been born to greatness in every culture and hundreds of prophecies carry her name.
Eventually, Carla Sue's dark past catches up with her.
Carla Sue was once a fire dancer, able to control the flames. She lost the talent when evil mobsters set her parents' mansion on fire and, try though she might, she failed to save them. Carla Sue blamed herself so much she could never again touch a flame.
After her parents' death and after Sarah Lou Sue brought her back from the wild side, Carla Sue became a superhero in her spare time. First she destroyed all the mobsters and brought down organized crime (leaving the world open to disorganized crime, but that's not really Carla Sue's problem, is it), and then went about saving kittens and store clerks and the like.
Saving the world, ruling the world, running all her businesses, and being the epitome of beauty is difficult, so sometimes Carla Sue has to take a vacation. She hides on a ranch and does cowgirl things and ice skating when she needs to get away.
Even with vacations, Carla Sue likes to drink to relieve the stress. She'll never abuse it, though, because she remembers Sarah Lou Sue's words from years ago, admonishing her for wasting her talents. Carla Sue realizes she is lonely and has, at some point, lost her shoe.
She is like Cinderella! When will she find her own prince charming?
While Carla Sue becomes emo, we must backtrack and learn what happened to Shauna and Sarah Lou Sue.
Carla Sue, worried about assassins, bought a private, high protected island, and send Sarah Lou Sue there with Shauna to help protect her. Sarah Lou Sue isn't one to sit around idle, and has done great things with her life as well.
Sarah Lou Sue and Shauna spend much of their time on the beach, of course, swimming and enjoying sex on the beach. Shauna makes a mean cocktail, you see. But their time is not always spent relaxing.
Sarah Lou Sue starts to invite musicians to entertain Shauna and herself while they hang out. One night, she starts to sing along out of the blue, and it turns out she has the voice of an absolute angel. Shauna can dance and play all the instruments, so a record producer, who just happened to stop by, immediately signs them and makes them famous.
Sarah Lou Sue and Shauna are excellent rock stars and are loved by everyone. They perform on television nearly every night and make billions of dollars from all their gold records and commercials and merchandise.
Because Sarah Lou Sue doesn't like the business side of life, Shauna steps in and finds her true calling -- she's strong enough to play with the big boys of business and blows everyone out of the water. She multiplies their money, adds to Sarah Lou Sue's power, and arranges for Sarah Lou Sue to take a vacation back at their now humble in comparison beach home.
Sarah Lou Sue becomes a water princess of a sort, touched by the blessings of the water sprites. She is like this when Carla Sue returns to the picture.
After so long waiting for her prince, Carla Sue realizes she doesn't want a prince -- she's already found the love of her life, been saved by her. She rushes off to beg Sarah Lou Sue's forgiveness for not understanding sooner and for leaving her alone.
Carla Sue uses her power as ruler of the world to legalize gay marriage everywhere. She and Sarah Lou Sue have a beautiful wedding, attended by hundreds of thousands of people, because they are both loved by everyone who meets them.
Their happiness is short-lived though. Carla Sue is not quite what she seems, and her power makes her tempting to all sorts of supernatural creatures. Carla Sue is part goddess and inherits the power of the sea.
In honor of Carla Sue's new status, Shauna becomes the head of lifeguards everywhere.
The werewolves are the first to make themselves known to their Little Red Riding Hood, but they act too slow and another creature gets the best of them.
Carla Sue is turned into a vampire. She refuses to leave Sarah Lou Sue behind and turns her as soon as she can.
Sarah Lou Sue doesn't let being a vampire stop her from continuing to be a superstar. She rocks out even harder now she can fly and lift thousands of pounds. Shauna supports her new supernatural appearance and profits soar ever higher.
Meanwhile, Carla Sue learns she has new powers, as well.
Carla Sue controls cats, big and small. Now she has spies who can help her retain control of the world.
Vampire Carla Sue and Vampire Sarah Lou Sue live long preternatural lives. They bury dear Shauna and many other friends, but continue to be loved by all who meet them.
In the far distant future, more prophecies slide into place. One comes, a chosen one, who hates all vampires and destroys Vampire Carla Sue and Vampire Sarah Lou Sue.
Their deaths change the world.
Sarah Lou Sue becomes both a muse for all types of creativity and a good angel, given the task of stopping the end of the world. Only one person could bring around that sort of destruction, and Sarah Lou Sue is the only one who could stop her.
Carla Sue becomes the dark angel, who will bring the apocalypse, unless the love of a true good angel can balance the scales.
And so unto eternity do they struggle, star-crossed and prophesied lovers.
The end
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Date: 2005-08-07 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-08 01:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-08 04:58 am (UTC)That was... amazing. You say Carla Sue brought beach culture to England? *shakes head in wonder*
Breathtaking.
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Date: 2005-08-10 12:47 am (UTC)Oh, Carla Sue, you spread the love well.