links: random links of Friday fun

[escritoireazul]

All right, I so need to start reading the eXiles right this very second (or sometime soon when I can get my hands on the comic) because Mary Jane Watson and Mariko are the sweetest thing in the whole world.

Something Awful does Sin City photoshop work -- my favorite is on the last page, Muggle City. Hee..

And finally, Random Vin Diesel Facts, from unanon.



Vin Diesel can create rainbows from tears and diamonds from toenail clippings.

Vin Diesel invented the Internet.

Vin Diesel can blink the alphabet in morse code.

Vin Diesel once had an in depth debate with Oprah Winfrey on the merits of capitalism. He sat and thought about his conclusions for five months on top of Mt. Fuji and as an afterthought he crapped out an exact 1:1 replica of the Eiffel Tower in its present form.

When the world finally ends, Vin Diesel will clotheline the 3rd Horseman of the Apocolypse and steal his horse.

Vin Diesel once donated his left bicep to the Republic of Congo. The reason for this still eludes all analysts, and the entire population of the Republic of Congo, but they are nonetheless very thankful for this generous gift.

Vin Diesel began his acting career as the malevolent mechanical shark in Spielberg's Jaws.

He refuses to drive anything but "10 second" cars.

Mmmm, that last one brings to mind Toretto, of course. Mmmmm.

In other news, I'm ghosting right now.

Comments

[cabell.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I just saw that on someone else's LJ and lilitou and I are going nuts with it. We need to come up with some to submit! :D

[escritoireazul.livejournal.com]

I went back to play with it and it was broken! I blame you two. :-P