Fandom: Glee 2x18 Thoughts
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skintightsocks
Summary: It's tiny and fluffy and has giant eyes and Puck falls pretty much instantly in love. He's a badass, okay, but he's been learning that he can be a badass and still have feelings, and, well, Puck's always been a sucker when it comes to animals. Which is why he tucks the dog under his arm and scales the fence behind the pound while he's having a "getting to know you" session with her.
It is AMAZING and I have hearts in my eyes.
Brittany, I would watch Fondue for Two FOREVER. FOR-EV-ER. /Sandlot voice Uh, Mercedes, have you never had fondue before? Woman. And I kinda cracked up at Mercedes and Tina being the two biggest gossips in the school.
Okay, so on the one hand, I love that Tina and Mike are apparently the only freaking sex positive people in glee at the moment (in Glee period), but poor Mike, having his business aired online like that. Kinda uncool. (Kinda true to form, though. Not necessarily for Tina, but for people and online forums in general.)
Lord Tubbington is AMAZING. WORLD DESTROYING CAT RIGHT THERE.
I refuse to believe that Mercedes and Tina don't have at least some idea that Santana is gay. I am going with their shock being about Brittany apparently outing her online.
Rachel will try to steal all of Sam's gold, god. Santana is a funny asshole, at least. Also, Sammy Evans, your hair is looking delightfully shaggy right here.
Wait. Wait. Did Sam just call it lip chap? What the hell?
Also, poor Sam. Obviously something else is going on -- he's poor and is living out of a motel is what I've taken away from the previews -- and it can be so hard to admit you can't afford something like prom. God, Sam.
Poor Rachel, too. She looks so hurt.
Quinn's claustrophobic? Oh, baby, so sorry.
Wow. That whole exchange between Sam and Finn is kind of amazing. Why wouldn't he do to you what you did to him? Because Sam's mostly not an asshole, dude.
WAIT WAIT APRIL JUST CALLED SCHUE A GOOD TEACHER OMG NO NO NO NO.
Anyway, back to the confrontation between Sam and Finn, god, Finn, ASSHOLE. And Sam's face, and how Quinn is judging Finn SO HARD for what he thinks. And the Santana and Brittany fight. EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT, AND I LOVE IT.
Lauren sitting with Kurt and Mike made me grin.
"Things that I'm supposed to provide." Dude, Artie, what? SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE? WHAT? And now you've called her stupid? I get that you're hurting, and I feel for you, dude, but damn. EVERYONE'S AN ASSHOLE.
Puck the stealth guitarist. I love the idea of him wandering the halls, just waiting for the Puck-symbol.
And now Sam and Finn. JOY. And now a stage full of guitarists. On the one hand, DELIGHTFULLY HOT. On the other hand, in Glee world, girls don't play guitars. FUCK YOU, GLEE.
Maybe Sam's a serial killer. On, Tina, you would totally be in fandom. I also love how Lauren looks at her after she says it. (I ALSO love how they are all banding together when faced with a potential problem like this. FRIENDSHIPS.)
The pairing names had me giggling, especially PIZES. FUCKING PIZES Y'ALL. And Lauren's little recognize hand movement. (I actually hate portmanteaus, though I have now cracked up at three. Luck, Pizes, and Puckelberry Finn. Obviously, Puck makes me laugh.)
Oh, Brittany, you sad little panda. I want you to have someone who doesn't call you stupid just because he's hurting and who isn't afraid of admitting how she feels about you. I want you to have someone as brave as you are, someone who goes after what she wants no matter how people attack her for it.
Holy shit, I think I ship Brittany and Rachel.
Brad and Santana are totally bffs. (Brad is willing to be furniture so she can sing her song. She's actually comfortable enough to show emotion in front of him. I'm a fan of this.
Wait, Sam fits in Kurt's clothes? Still, I love that Kurt has given up clothes for Sam. Kurt loves clothes.
BESIDES THE MOOD SWINGS? FUCK YOU, FINN. GIRLS LIKE DO THAT TO KEEP THEIR POWER? FUCK YOU, RACHEL. MAYBE QUINN IS JUST FUCKING PROTECTIVE OF HER GODDAMN FEELINGS OKAY? SOME PEOPLE ARE! SOME PEOPLE DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO SHARE EVERYTHING ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
I may be a little protective of Quinn these days.
I, uh, am a little more invested in Quinn and Finn when they are angry at each other. In fact, I want that duet to be infused with even more anger.
I hate, hate, hate the love triangle though. All three of them are at their worst in it. UGH. I want to like you all, stop being horrible. (I do think Quinn's voice sounds better with Finn's, though. Rachel needs a stronger vocal partner.)
I love how Kurt doesn't even react to Artie's little shit about Sam not having sex because Kurt and Quinn are both there. He used to gossip with the best of them, but now he's staying out of it, he's just doing what needs to be done.
Oh, Brittany, I am so sorry you are having such a hurtful time right now.
As much as I normally dislike Will and don't care about the adult storylines, I am sort of empathizing with Schue SO HARD right now. Damn. Leaving behind the people you love to chase your dreams, sort of my button, what?
I love Puck on guitar (always) and Finn on drums. I like Finn best when he's drumming his heart out. Mike's little chair dancing! Lauren + Mercedes + Tina + Mike in a row singing and chair dancing! Brittany looking happier! Brittany sitting by herself, oh god. Lauren and Mercedes singing to each other! SAM'S FUCKING AIR GUITAR. MERCEDES' FUCKING AIR DRUMMING.
On the one hand, I love that Puck's so chill about them both having boyfriends. (You've grown so much, babe.) On the other hand, kinda hypocritical there, DUDE. And also, YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES. SUCH FUCKING ASSHOLES.
(Not gonna lie, when it is like this, misunderstandings and judging and pretty standard high school drama, I am totally for them being assholes. Everyone is an asshole sometimes. And they're just slapped with the truth from Sam. (God, Sam, I don't know if I can handle your storyline right now. I love you, but heartbreaking.)
WILL YOU ARE SO FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE. YOU DO NOT CALL OUT A STUDENT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. INAPPROPRIATE TEACHER IS INAPPROPRIATE.
GOD, SAM'S FACE. AND QUINN'S FACE. AND KURT'S FACE. GOD, CANNOT HANDLE THIS.
Holy shit, Stacey is fucking adorable. What's Sam's brother's name? Because if they all have S names, I am laughing. (Okay, really I am about to cry. God, Sam. God, the whole Evans family. MY HEART.)
Sam and Quinn go to the same church? They really are creepily incestuous twins, aren't they? (I love it.) And Quinn does "girl stuff" with Stacey? An adorable friendly little blonde girl who probably loves everyone she meets? JESUS FUCK, QUINN FABRAY, YOU ARE AMAZING. HOW MUCH WOULD THAT HAVE HURT, AND YET STILL SHE DOES IT FOR A FRIEND.
Glee poly family. I need some glee poly family in here.
UH, NO, RACHEL, YOU DO NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND. Look, I get that this is supposed to be a supportive, touching scene, but it has really pissed me off that they just brush aside his concerns about quitting glee club. You know, MAYBE HAVING TO QUIT SOMETHING HE LOVES SO HE CAN WORK MORE AND TAKE CARE OF HIS FUCKING FAMILY.
I, uh, over-identify with Sam a little right now.
That being said, the fact that the whole glee club bought back his guitar had my eyes burning and then when Sam starts to cry and his sister comes over to comfort him, to take care of him, I freaking lost it. Glee poly family for the win. And for him to break down like that in front of Finn, who has been such a shit to him, and Rachel, who was just a shit to him RE Quinn, god. GOD.
Oh, god, Brittany. My heart breaks for you. I wish everyone would stop hurting each other, god.
ASD;LFJASD;LFJK Brittany and Quinn and Sam's siblings. ADORABLE.
Is Brittany playing the piano with Brad?!
Keyboard smash of hot boys with guitars. (I am really enjoying this trend of having Puck on guitar this episode. Keep it up.)
GOD THIS IS LIKE A GLEE POLY FAMILY PERFORMANCE. I can't even begin to talk about all the ways I love -- Finn singing to Sam, Finn and Quinn dancing with Sam's siblings, Rachel and Sam, Santana dancing with Lauren, Mike all sprawled against the piano, Mike coming up with a plan and having Kurt help make it happen, Mike and Puck lifting Sam up, Finn balancing Sam -- I could go on and on and on. GLEE POLY FAMILY FOR THE FUCKING WIN.
So what I have taken away from this is that they are going to have adorable little blonde babies (at least some of the babies will be) and they are going to be the most amazing family ever and Sam is totally hanging that guitar on the wall of their music room. I -- no, that will be written. Never mind.
Glee poly family is my OTP.
skintightsocksSummary: It's tiny and fluffy and has giant eyes and Puck falls pretty much instantly in love. He's a badass, okay, but he's been learning that he can be a badass and still have feelings, and, well, Puck's always been a sucker when it comes to animals. Which is why he tucks the dog under his arm and scales the fence behind the pound while he's having a "getting to know you" session with her.
It is AMAZING and I have hearts in my eyes.
Brittany, I would watch Fondue for Two FOREVER. FOR-EV-ER. /Sandlot voice Uh, Mercedes, have you never had fondue before? Woman. And I kinda cracked up at Mercedes and Tina being the two biggest gossips in the school.
Okay, so on the one hand, I love that Tina and Mike are apparently the only freaking sex positive people in glee at the moment (in Glee period), but poor Mike, having his business aired online like that. Kinda uncool. (Kinda true to form, though. Not necessarily for Tina, but for people and online forums in general.)
Lord Tubbington is AMAZING. WORLD DESTROYING CAT RIGHT THERE.
I refuse to believe that Mercedes and Tina don't have at least some idea that Santana is gay. I am going with their shock being about Brittany apparently outing her online.
Rachel will try to steal all of Sam's gold, god. Santana is a funny asshole, at least. Also, Sammy Evans, your hair is looking delightfully shaggy right here.
Wait. Wait. Did Sam just call it lip chap? What the hell?
Also, poor Sam. Obviously something else is going on -- he's poor and is living out of a motel is what I've taken away from the previews -- and it can be so hard to admit you can't afford something like prom. God, Sam.
Poor Rachel, too. She looks so hurt.
Quinn's claustrophobic? Oh, baby, so sorry.
Wow. That whole exchange between Sam and Finn is kind of amazing. Why wouldn't he do to you what you did to him? Because Sam's mostly not an asshole, dude.
WAIT WAIT APRIL JUST CALLED SCHUE A GOOD TEACHER OMG NO NO NO NO.
Anyway, back to the confrontation between Sam and Finn, god, Finn, ASSHOLE. And Sam's face, and how Quinn is judging Finn SO HARD for what he thinks. And the Santana and Brittany fight. EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT, AND I LOVE IT.
Lauren sitting with Kurt and Mike made me grin.
"Things that I'm supposed to provide." Dude, Artie, what? SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE? WHAT? And now you've called her stupid? I get that you're hurting, and I feel for you, dude, but damn. EVERYONE'S AN ASSHOLE.
Puck the stealth guitarist. I love the idea of him wandering the halls, just waiting for the Puck-symbol.
And now Sam and Finn. JOY. And now a stage full of guitarists. On the one hand, DELIGHTFULLY HOT. On the other hand, in Glee world, girls don't play guitars. FUCK YOU, GLEE.
Maybe Sam's a serial killer. On, Tina, you would totally be in fandom. I also love how Lauren looks at her after she says it. (I ALSO love how they are all banding together when faced with a potential problem like this. FRIENDSHIPS.)
The pairing names had me giggling, especially PIZES. FUCKING PIZES Y'ALL. And Lauren's little recognize hand movement. (I actually hate portmanteaus, though I have now cracked up at three. Luck, Pizes, and Puckelberry Finn. Obviously, Puck makes me laugh.)
Oh, Brittany, you sad little panda. I want you to have someone who doesn't call you stupid just because he's hurting and who isn't afraid of admitting how she feels about you. I want you to have someone as brave as you are, someone who goes after what she wants no matter how people attack her for it.
Holy shit, I think I ship Brittany and Rachel.
Brad and Santana are totally bffs. (Brad is willing to be furniture so she can sing her song. She's actually comfortable enough to show emotion in front of him. I'm a fan of this.
Wait, Sam fits in Kurt's clothes? Still, I love that Kurt has given up clothes for Sam. Kurt loves clothes.
BESIDES THE MOOD SWINGS? FUCK YOU, FINN. GIRLS LIKE DO THAT TO KEEP THEIR POWER? FUCK YOU, RACHEL. MAYBE QUINN IS JUST FUCKING PROTECTIVE OF HER GODDAMN FEELINGS OKAY? SOME PEOPLE ARE! SOME PEOPLE DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO SHARE EVERYTHING ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
I may be a little protective of Quinn these days.
I, uh, am a little more invested in Quinn and Finn when they are angry at each other. In fact, I want that duet to be infused with even more anger.
I hate, hate, hate the love triangle though. All three of them are at their worst in it. UGH. I want to like you all, stop being horrible. (I do think Quinn's voice sounds better with Finn's, though. Rachel needs a stronger vocal partner.)
I love how Kurt doesn't even react to Artie's little shit about Sam not having sex because Kurt and Quinn are both there. He used to gossip with the best of them, but now he's staying out of it, he's just doing what needs to be done.
Oh, Brittany, I am so sorry you are having such a hurtful time right now.
As much as I normally dislike Will and don't care about the adult storylines, I am sort of empathizing with Schue SO HARD right now. Damn. Leaving behind the people you love to chase your dreams, sort of my button, what?
I love Puck on guitar (always) and Finn on drums. I like Finn best when he's drumming his heart out. Mike's little chair dancing! Lauren + Mercedes + Tina + Mike in a row singing and chair dancing! Brittany looking happier! Brittany sitting by herself, oh god. Lauren and Mercedes singing to each other! SAM'S FUCKING AIR GUITAR. MERCEDES' FUCKING AIR DRUMMING.
On the one hand, I love that Puck's so chill about them both having boyfriends. (You've grown so much, babe.) On the other hand, kinda hypocritical there, DUDE. And also, YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES. SUCH FUCKING ASSHOLES.
(Not gonna lie, when it is like this, misunderstandings and judging and pretty standard high school drama, I am totally for them being assholes. Everyone is an asshole sometimes. And they're just slapped with the truth from Sam. (God, Sam, I don't know if I can handle your storyline right now. I love you, but heartbreaking.)
WILL YOU ARE SO FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE. YOU DO NOT CALL OUT A STUDENT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. INAPPROPRIATE TEACHER IS INAPPROPRIATE.
GOD, SAM'S FACE. AND QUINN'S FACE. AND KURT'S FACE. GOD, CANNOT HANDLE THIS.
Holy shit, Stacey is fucking adorable. What's Sam's brother's name? Because if they all have S names, I am laughing. (Okay, really I am about to cry. God, Sam. God, the whole Evans family. MY HEART.)
Sam and Quinn go to the same church? They really are creepily incestuous twins, aren't they? (I love it.) And Quinn does "girl stuff" with Stacey? An adorable friendly little blonde girl who probably loves everyone she meets? JESUS FUCK, QUINN FABRAY, YOU ARE AMAZING. HOW MUCH WOULD THAT HAVE HURT, AND YET STILL SHE DOES IT FOR A FRIEND.
Glee poly family. I need some glee poly family in here.
UH, NO, RACHEL, YOU DO NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND. Look, I get that this is supposed to be a supportive, touching scene, but it has really pissed me off that they just brush aside his concerns about quitting glee club. You know, MAYBE HAVING TO QUIT SOMETHING HE LOVES SO HE CAN WORK MORE AND TAKE CARE OF HIS FUCKING FAMILY.
I, uh, over-identify with Sam a little right now.
That being said, the fact that the whole glee club bought back his guitar had my eyes burning and then when Sam starts to cry and his sister comes over to comfort him, to take care of him, I freaking lost it. Glee poly family for the win. And for him to break down like that in front of Finn, who has been such a shit to him, and Rachel, who was just a shit to him RE Quinn, god. GOD.
Oh, god, Brittany. My heart breaks for you. I wish everyone would stop hurting each other, god.
ASD;LFJASD;LFJK Brittany and Quinn and Sam's siblings. ADORABLE.
Is Brittany playing the piano with Brad?!
Keyboard smash of hot boys with guitars. (I am really enjoying this trend of having Puck on guitar this episode. Keep it up.)
GOD THIS IS LIKE A GLEE POLY FAMILY PERFORMANCE. I can't even begin to talk about all the ways I love -- Finn singing to Sam, Finn and Quinn dancing with Sam's siblings, Rachel and Sam, Santana dancing with Lauren, Mike all sprawled against the piano, Mike coming up with a plan and having Kurt help make it happen, Mike and Puck lifting Sam up, Finn balancing Sam -- I could go on and on and on. GLEE POLY FAMILY FOR THE FUCKING WIN.
So what I have taken away from this is that they are going to have adorable little blonde babies (at least some of the babies will be) and they are going to be the most amazing family ever and Sam is totally hanging that guitar on the wall of their music room. I -- no, that will be written. Never mind.
Glee poly family is my OTP.
