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Between the writing and the reading and the watching, I am not certain I haven't fallen into Opposite World. (Opposite world needs to warm the fuck up.)

You Will Get Pregnant and Die by

tamakito, Finn and Kurt
Prompt: Finn is trying to find something in Kurt's room and stumbles on his vibrator. He's pretty confused about what it's for until someone explains anal sex to him. He's terrified for his new stepbrother…

The scene where Finn goes to talk to the Berrys about sex filled me with so much delight I had to reread it four times before I could finish the story. Excellent Finn characterization, too.

Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by

byham_rory, Kurt/Blaine, Jesse, ensemble
Summary: Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse while he had the chance...

I have reread this five times since I first saw it (yesterday, maybe?) and I laugh myself sick every single time.

Dazed and Confused (3460 words) by

wildseed
Fandom: Glee
Rating: Mature
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Noah Puckerman/Sam Evans
Characters: Noah Puckerman, Sam Evans, Will Schuester
Summary:

Puck and Sam get stoned. They make some kickass decisions.

Wicked hot and hilarious.

In a Name by

rotynd, Sam, Kurt, Finn
Prompt: Sam goes a long, long time (like, months) thinking that Finn and Kurt are actually brothers, because Finn introduced him as "my brother Kurt".

This was amazing. Also, Sam is apparently my go to partner in Glee fic. I am happy to read him with anyone. Aww, Sammy, you and your floppy hair and big mouth and fabulous geeky self make me happy.

Comfort Zone by

tamakito, Finn and Kurt
Part One | Part Two
Prompt: Five times Finn woke up in Kurt’s bed and one time Kurt woke up in Finn’s.

I really, really love the way Tamakito writes Finn and Kurt being siblings and friends.

Gobling Queen by

lennoxave, Brittany/Santana, Puck
Summary: Basically, Britt gets lost in the sewers over the summer because she was kidnapped by the Goblin King. Santana (with an assist from Puck) goes to save her.

(NOTE: This is not a Labyrinth crossover, which I originally thought. Just so, uh, you~~r heart doesn't get broken like mine~~ know.) This is pretty fabulous and hilarious and Santana is wonderful, though there's a kinda sketchy bit about a dude being just like a girl because of his hair, hahaha. You know, basically what the show does all the time. And it's not as bad here, but it still made me frown. Still, Santana is badass.

Say That Something by

rotynd, Kurt, ensemble
Everyone holds Kurt's hand.

Freaking heartbreaking. (And still manages to be funny.)