[BtVS fic] There Once Was A Girl From Nan - Oh Fuck It, Faith, limerick

[escritoireazul]

Okay, apparently nikitangel doesn't want birthday fic (was there any doubt it was for her? Not when I'm talking about it this close to her birthday, surely, so it's not like I'm going to spoil the surprise here) because she tried to break my brain with her challenge. I won't even talk about how much time I wasted researching form and meter options and then reading about the history and subversion of the style.

So no birthday fic for her.

Instead, she gets a limerick about Faith's arrival in Sunnydale (and subsequent actions):

"There Once Was A Girl From Nan - Oh Fuck It"

There once was a girl with black ink
who picked up and slayed in a wink
she wrassled that gator
fucked Xan, master-bater
creator and around Sunnydale she did slink.

Let me say this: if you love me, you will never ask me to write a poem in a form which is traditionally humorous. (Or write anything which is supposed to be funny.) Because it will be a MASSIVE FAIL.

Comments

[nikitangel.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it! Lots of applause!

And there, wasn't that more fun that studying? You asked for distraction, did you not? I was merely attempting to oblige.

[escritoireazul.livejournal.com]

I posted your birthday fic. That was more fun than studying. Writing a limerick was frustrating as hell. Meanie.