Glee fic: Hear There's Lots of Plundering (Down in Ohio), Blaine/Kurt

Title: Hear There's Lots of Plundering (Down in Ohio)
Author: escritoireazul
Written for: sotto_voice, who loves marching band aus and who has become my Glee hero by agreeing to screen season three's episodes for me so I don't accidentally see them do something horrible to my girl and then have to break things. (NO. I DO NOT WANT SPOILERS. I AM FRUSTRATED ENOUGH AS IT IS.) Also, because Lexie apparently reads my freaking mind, OH GOD.
Author's note: This is a transformative work of fiction for the television series Glee. It is a marching band au and almost all the glee club are juniors, with a few exceptions. I'm going to assume you know the one song that appears, but here's a link to the other: The Arrogant Worms "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate" (cover, I think) (complete with a Goonies/Pirates of the Caribbean music vid for you right there, because crossovers are awesome).
Series: The Marching Band Refused to Yield Story Seven
Characters/Pairings: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman, Lauren Zizes, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Sam Evans, Wes, David, Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Lauren Zizes/Noah Puckerman
Rating: 13+
Word count: 4500+

Summary: So maybe he's a ridiculous puppy dog who breaks out into song and dance at inopportune moments. Some people -- Kurt people, he hopes -- like that in a boy.

( Hear There's Lots of Plundering (Down in Ohio) )