[fandom] dodgy foursome

Since I can't rewatch the movie right now, I am rereading the series in preparation for writing the dodgy foursome fic. (It is possible that reading this crap again is going to melt my brain, by the way. The things I do to write dodgy foursomes.) It is really, truly horrible - it's even worse after having seen the movie, which was better (though, not good).

I am clinging to the little things.

( slight spoiler for Twilight the book )

[fandom] Twilight in 15 minutes

cleolinda WROTE TWILIGHT IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AND I SWEAR TO GOD MY LIFE IS SHINIER - SPARKLIER!!!! - THAN EVER BEFORE!

And there are pictures. And I will make icons.

And OMFG y'all this has actually become my fandom, hasn't it? TWILIGHTLULZ (TWILULZ?) is my FANDOM!

I kind of want to weep now. And also have dodgy moresomes with some of the movie characters.

(You guys, I am actually EXCITED that they are making another movie. I think I've been drugged. Or I'm under a spell. Or my brain has actually melted.)

(If anyone has a picture of Rosalie and Victoria in the baseball scene - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THE HOT PART - I would love it, because the only baseball scene pictures I've seen don't include their part of it.)

I am also hoping a certain SOMEONE writes a certain CROSSOVER putting OTHER VAMPIRE CHARACTERS into the TWILIGHT STORY. (I said plot at first, but there is not so much of that.) Because that would also be LULZ.

I have been reading cleolinda for AT LEAST four years now and she never ceases to bring joy into my world. JOY AND SPARKLY THINGS AND HILARITY.

[fandom] no sex and violence until you're married

Yes, MORE Twilight thoughts. God. This is awful.

( slight movie spoiler about killing )

[fic rec] Cowboys and Indians, Twilight

I was just shattered by minisinoo's "Cowboys and Indians" (link takes you to the first part).

Jasper Hale:
Cowboys and Indians
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. c.18,500

Characters: Jasper Hale/Whitlock, Leah and Seth Clearwater, Edward Cullen

It is incredible. There is so much depth, so many details, so much weight to the words, and descriptions, and characterizations. This is what I wish Twilight had been, this moving story of people being wrong and people being right and finding the things in between. It is gorgeous, breathtaking, and I really have no words, it has left me so shaken.