[fandom] Growing Up Cullen

So there's this thing, Growing Up Cullen, which I found absolutely hilarious when I read it the other day. (To be fair, I'd had no sleep, so it might not be quite so completely fantastic when you are well-rested, but I'm guessing it's still pretty funny.) Thanks to this, I kind of want to have a threesome with Rosalie and Emmett. (Except that Rosalie is so much less awesome in book four, but whatever.)

[fandom] Rachael Ray

This is why I like Rachael Ray (well, besides the fact I think she's pretty hot and I kind of love her raspy voice) - she makes a nice salad, and then the perfect beverage to go along with it includes a lemonade and Corona mix.

My kind of woman and my kind of drink.

[fandom] awesome things

So they've started writing the script for The Hobbit. You know how many Tolkien fans feel about LotR? That is how I feel about TH. Growing up, it was the Tolkien story I loved best, even though LotR had my girl in it being awesome. I am a tiny bit nervous about the new movies. Excited, though.

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The Mac/Windows commercial where Windows is a king and he tries to banish Mac? Too precious for words. I seriously ship those two anymore.

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Vin Diesel to direct and star in a 20 minute prequel to Fast and the Furious 4. Michelle Rodriguez is going to be in it too. I just died a little. Out of happiness.

Vin Diesel beats up everyone in science fiction. "I'm Vin Diesel. Don't fuck with me."

God, I love it when he has a new movie out. The entertainment just keeps coming.