I love that so many of the injuries come from every day things rather than, oh falling off rock climbs or being hit in boxing. (The other day, I accidentally punched myself in the face at work -- which, now that I think about it, is also a pretty good story for this topic -- and it hurt longer than any actually punch I took to the face back when I took boxing lessons. I don't know why!)

That must have been some hardcore coughing!