LOL. That's great. I have a series of dumb injuries. Most of them coming from doing every day things, which considering that I ran marathons, rock climb, and take boxing lessons is kind of crazy.

I've broken my nose three times and my coccyx three times. None of them doing anything dangerous. I'm famous for getting really deep bruises on my legs from running into the corner of my desk going in and out of my office.

And I once broke a rib coughing.