Aren't stalkers supposed to, you know, jump to it whenever the stalkee says the word?

I think you'll find... no.

From Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=stalker):
v. tr.
To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.

n: someone who prowls or sneaks about; usually with unlawful intentions [syn: prowler, sneak]

So um. Yeah.

*prowls*

*sneaks*

*has unlawful intentions*

*nicks a bit of paper out of the bin*

*glances around quickly*

*kisses the monitor*

*leaves*