entertain me please

From yahtzee63, and sort of like that title meme going around, if you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. Just think of the possibilities! (If you'd like to include details you'd like, pairings or fandom or something, do that too.)

I kind of fear this will lead to actually writing these stories, because to me the title is always the hardest part, but actually, I kind of hope it does. I am in need of entertainment before I fall asleep.

However, tonight I have The Cave to watch, and lots of things to do. Unimportant things, but things.