[meme] first and last lines

I feel like shit, I can't find my mobile phone, I'm super dizzy, I missed going shopping with raz0rgirl, I'm not at the football game because I feel like such crap, someone is smoking outside my living room window (and not just cigarettes, I don't think), and the lock is broken on the main door to the building. It's been a great day so far.

So have first and last lines of the stories I posted so far this year.

( The alpha and the omega. )

Trends? Well, I like to reference the beginning at the end. I also like to do last lines as short lines in a paragraph all their own for most dramatic impact.

Now back to searching for my phone and trying not to throw up.

[fic rec] Lilo & Stitch

_beetle_ and I are no longer the only people I know writing this pairing in this fandom! Excellent!

_beetle_ wrote another story in her Lilo/Myrtle series: "The Thirty", in which Myrtle finally goes to ask out Lilo and the two girls are absolutely adorable and sweet and so in character it makes my toes curl.

were_lemur wrote a Myrtle/Lilo drabble based on the prompt "voice."

[fandom] more snarky Twilight crack

So as raz0rgirl and I were discussing the other day, we have invested way too much time in Twilight and its fandom for all that it isn't a fandom either of us claim. I'd call it my anti-fandom, but that's not quite right, either. I don't even know how to explain it, but the crack is awesome.

So on that note, here are more Twilight good cracky times.

stoney321 is recapping the series with commentary on the Mormon influence, which I've been desperately wanting to read. Book One | Book Two. (More to come.) There are pictures and details and it is hilarious.

And THEN cleolinda is recapping the parts of Midnight Sun available on the author's website, and apparently Growing Up Cullen (you remember, where I fell in love with Emmett) is pretty much CANON now, thank god.

Part One (More to come.)

I cannot wait for the movie, because I cannot wait for more of this delicious snark.

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In other news, I am no longer in Washington and I really miss it.