2008-08-17

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2008-08-17 05:04 am

[rec] Harry Potter

Insta!rec.

"Frankie Say Relax (Section A)" by [livejournal.com profile] cynicalpirate

You have precisely 2 hours to complete this paper. Use black ink only.
You must answer TWO questions from SECTION A and ONE question from SECTION B.
Clearly indicate which question you are answering by marking it with an x.
Each Section A question is worth 15 marks, and the question in Section B is worth 30.
Total marks for this paper are out of 60.

Examiner’s note:
Please note that the extract headed ‘DORMITORY’ took place on Monday, 16 August 1976
The extracts headed ‘JAMES’ and ‘FRANK’ took place on the preceding day, Sunday, 15 August 1976.


It's in exam format, obviously. It is hilarious. It must be read RIGHT NOW and if the universe loves us enough, we will get more of it A.S.A.P., because seriously, this is some of the funniest shit I've ever read.