[fandom] Growing Up Cullen

[escritoireazul]

So there's this thing, Growing Up Cullen, which I found absolutely hilarious when I read it the other day. (To be fair, I'd had no sleep, so it might not be quite so completely fantastic when you are well-rested, but I'm guessing it's still pretty funny.) Thanks to this, I kind of want to have a threesome with Rosalie and Emmett. (Except that Rosalie is so much less awesome in book four, but whatever.)