[fandom] Lost Boys sequel

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You know what? I am not even cutting for spoilers, because, really, come on. TWENTY-ONE YEARS LATER THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL? And you're worried about being spoiled? Damn it. I have too many spoiler ethics to not do it.

Lost Boys: The Tribe trailer

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, that's going to be a steaming pile of shit, isn't it? And yet odds are good I'll be in the theater, possibly drunk, dying of laughter. Kind of like I am now, actually.



"You'll never know fear?"

What the HELL kind of tagline is that? I know it's hard to follow "Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die." but still!

So, um, if Chris is the nephew of Sam Emerson -- and then he says Michael Emerson -- whose kid is he, exactly? Who knocked up Lucy? Fess up! It was one of the Frogs, wasn't it?

Edgar now makes surfboards and hunts vampires? I really want to write a crossover between this movie and my BtVS/Blue Crush crossover where Letty is a Slayer who totally schools him on making surfboards and slaying vampires! (And picking up hot chicks, for that matter.)

You know, David and Michael watch over my DVD collection (when, exactly, are they going to put out the rest of the gang in action figure form?) and neither of them look too pleased. I am still laughing myself.