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escritoireazul) wrote2005-06-22 10:54 pm
escritoireazul) wrote2005-06-22 10:54 pm
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shisaiyan,
Six men I'd sex up, in no particular order and keeping them all legal:
1. Vin Diesel. Hello, how can you not want to have sex with this man? Look at him! He makes me lust in ways I've never lusted before, in ways that are objectification and I hate, but oh, oh, oh, I can't stop. He's just too damn gorgeous. And those arms kill me. I think I'm shaking right now, just thinking about him. Damn.
2. Billy Wirth. You may not know him (how can you not?!), but he's best known for The Lost Boys, Boys On the Side, The Red Shoe Diaries, and assorted other films. Unfortunately, I can't lust after him anymore, or at least not blindly lust, because after meeting him and talking to him, his mind just blows me away, his talent in everything he does, from directing to writing to art to acting. So I hero-worship him and lust after Dwayne, his character in The Lost Boys. Damn.
3. Well, all right, this is actually difficult now. Adam Sandler, because making me laugh is very sexy and because he looked far too good in The Longest Yard. Shit yeah. Bloody and bruised and tough. He's actually scrawnier than I normally like guys, but mmmm.
4. This is where I reveal I wouldn't actually have sex with many men. I find some of them unbelievably hot, but ... sex? Not so much. So I switch to fictional characters. Bill Weasley. Long hair, fang earring (Dwayne has one, too), attitude, yet he's smart and educated. Hello!
5. Gambit. Actually, I'd be content to watching Gambit and Bill Weasley get it on. Whoo. Thank you,kphoebe for writing Gambit/Bill for me. And for making me suddenly lust after Charlie Weasley (dragons and buff arms and scars, humina) and for loving Wolverine/Hermione.
Oooh, off track.
6. J., because you know, I do have sex with him, and I enjoy it very much. He makes me laugh and has nice arms and enjoys my insanity and well ... yes.
Seeing as I love the women, too, I'm thinking about doing this for them, as well. Later. It's bedtime. Tomorrow is a long day of work, driving, dinner, and then Serenity.
shisaiyan,Six men I'd sex up, in no particular order and keeping them all legal:
1. Vin Diesel. Hello, how can you not want to have sex with this man? Look at him! He makes me lust in ways I've never lusted before, in ways that are objectification and I hate, but oh, oh, oh, I can't stop. He's just too damn gorgeous. And those arms kill me. I think I'm shaking right now, just thinking about him. Damn.
2. Billy Wirth. You may not know him (how can you not?!), but he's best known for The Lost Boys, Boys On the Side, The Red Shoe Diaries, and assorted other films. Unfortunately, I can't lust after him anymore, or at least not blindly lust, because after meeting him and talking to him, his mind just blows me away, his talent in everything he does, from directing to writing to art to acting. So I hero-worship him and lust after Dwayne, his character in The Lost Boys. Damn.
3. Well, all right, this is actually difficult now. Adam Sandler, because making me laugh is very sexy and because he looked far too good in The Longest Yard. Shit yeah. Bloody and bruised and tough. He's actually scrawnier than I normally like guys, but mmmm.
4. This is where I reveal I wouldn't actually have sex with many men. I find some of them unbelievably hot, but ... sex? Not so much. So I switch to fictional characters. Bill Weasley. Long hair, fang earring (Dwayne has one, too), attitude, yet he's smart and educated. Hello!
5. Gambit. Actually, I'd be content to watching Gambit and Bill Weasley get it on. Whoo. Thank you,
kphoebe for writing Gambit/Bill for me. And for making me suddenly lust after Charlie Weasley (dragons and buff arms and scars, humina) and for loving Wolverine/Hermione.Oooh, off track.
6. J., because you know, I do have sex with him, and I enjoy it very much. He makes me laugh and has nice arms and enjoys my insanity and well ... yes.
Seeing as I love the women, too, I'm thinking about doing this for them, as well. Later. It's bedtime. Tomorrow is a long day of work, driving, dinner, and then Serenity.
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The others I can understand, but Vin, nah uh.
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