This is Schrodiger's pairing, it's both Maria/Carol AND Maria&Carol. Still Monica has two mommies.

"Smile."

Hope that ass never finds his bike.

(And now I'm totally retconning the Carol Danvers' Ms. Marvel costume (for multiversing) as a Trent Reznor paen. Bye-bye hi-cut swimsuit, Hello bootyshort onesie romper.)