A meteor blazed over the midwest the other day. My immediate response was: PLEASE LET IT BE THE FIRST SALVO TO THE ALIENS TAKING US ALL OUT. #teamextinctionlevelcomet

Fucking seriously. I had a dream about a giant shooting star and in it I thought "Maybe this will get Trump out of power!"

Then the dream turned into me being back in college and all my college friends seriously telling me why they didn't like me anymore. Swing and a miss, meteor.