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escritoireazul ([personal profile] escritoireazul) wrote2011-05-24 08:11 pm
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Fandom: Glee season finale

LOL Just tuned in to Glee and the Droid commercial was AWESOME. Also the Cowboys v. Aliens trailer makes me grin. I want to watch it.

Anyway, Glee season finale, tuning in about ten minutes late. What did I miss?



(Apparently, the New York New York song. There's a video of it running around Tumblr, I can catch up. Or just wait until Glee hits Hulu tomorrow.)

WAIT WHAT? WHAT? Rachel and Finn LOST when they did a duet last year. UGH.

I do like the boys hanging out. And I’m torn, because while I love the girls hanging out and having fun and having a pillow fight, I hate that it’s such a fucking stereotype and Glee leans so hard on them. And also, we get little sentences of character development from the boys (and IT'S ALL ABOUT FINN, OF COURSE), but not from the girls.

YES YES, LEAVE WILL LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK. NO, DON’T SING. JUST LEAVE. OKAY, FINE, YOU CAN SING IF YOU WILL LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK.

Already super bored of Finn/Rachel and I've only seen about thirty seconds. UGH. Though Rachel meeting her idol is ADORABLE. I want more of that.

LOVE STORY OF A BOY AND HIS ACCORDION. GODDAMN, PUCKERMAN.

So bored of them. So very bored. And, wait, now I'm pissed. Take a fucking chance on me? FINN YOU ASSHOLE. WHAT WAS SHE TRYING TO DO? FOR MONTHS. OBSESSIVE OBSESSIVE MONTHS. UGH. I would be happy that she turned him down, except a) it drags this story on even more and b) I don't for an instant believe it's not going to turn into another love octatriangleare I don't even know at this point.

LOL I do love how the guys have their eyes shut while they perform.

Uh, Rachel, I am not sure that's an actual secret, of course you are going to school in NYC.

Wait. Wait. She actually hesitated because of her career? Dude, show, I am shocked as hell. Now if only she chooses her fucking life-long dream, I will actually be happy. Somewhat.

I do not for one second believe that a) Rachel didn't start singing the second she hit that stage and b) doesn't know how to sing without an orchestra or doesn't know how to imagine everything.

I do generally love Rachel and Kurt's friendship, though, and this is a lovely moment for them. And crap, I just got chills from their voices together. A+ moment, show. A+ moment.

Let's let Kurt and Rachel duet. Or Mercedes and Artie. Or Tina and Rachel.

OMG OMG OMG OMG BROADWAY IS RACHEL'S TRUE LOVE.

Oh, god, Quinn. I am glad to see Santana and Brittany comforting her, though. (Wait, Quinn's not that into girls? But a little into them then. Hee.) (I will come back to that little bit about Zizes only hooking up, not having love. There are a couple ways to take that, but damn. Fuuuck that.)

Will are you really surprised by that -- WHAT? OH FUCK NO. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NO GO THE HELL AWAY. AND IF NATIONALS IS SO IMPORTANT WHY ARE YOU STILL WRITING SONGS RIGHT BEFORE?

HOWEVER, OMG, PUCKERMAN. And then a group hug. I LOVE GROUP HUGS.

WHITE FLOWERED DRESS CHOIR, I LOVE YOU. LOOK AT YOU SHARING YOUR SOLO AND NOT JUST HIGHLIGHTING THE WHITE SINGERS.

(God, another arm-covering alteration for Lauren. I eyeroll so hard at this ALL THE TIME.)

God, Rachel, stop being an ASSHOLE. THANK GOD SUNSHINE HAS CALLED RACHEL ON HER ASSHATTERY. On the one hand, I'm glad that Rachel apologized. On the other hand, do not need the white girl saving the Filipino character.

Oooh, I like Vocal Adrenaline's dresses.

LOFLLOFL RACHEL BERRY BEDAZZLED ALL THE MICROPHONES IN NYC TOO. I just started laughing so hard I have tears. Probably not what the show intends in this moment.

(The only reason I'm okay with VA focusing on one singer is the same reason I'm okay with the Warblers doing so; we haven't spent hours and hours being promised more about the other characters only to have it snatched away for another Rachel and Finn duet.)

That was certainly no VA at Regionals last year, though I do prefer Sunshine's voice to Jesse's voice.

FINN SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP. FUUUUUUUUCK, YOU NEED TO STOP DATING AND LEARN HOW TO BE A DECENT PERSON. GO BE A GOOD BROTHER AND SON AND STOP FUCKING BEING AN ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND FUUUUUUCK.

OH GOD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG. GAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAGGAG.

Oh, yeah, Schue, way to highlight the entire group and be a team and all that bullshit you talked about. I mean, surely after all that there's no way you would highlight only Finn and Rachel -- oh fucking wait.

GODDAMN YOU SHOW I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH SOMETIMES. TWO FUCKING SEASONS OF PROMISING US ONE THING AND CONSTANTLY GIVING US FINN AND RACHEL DUETS INSTEAD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS.

And unsurprising. And unprofessional. THEY'D BETTER FUCKING LOSE AND NEXT YEAR THEY'D BETTER FUCKING NOT FEATURE RACHEL AND FINN DUET A-FUCKING-GIN.

OH THANK GOD, SANTANA IS SINGING, THANK FUCKING GOD. AND ARTIE! AND BRITTANY! Delightful. People who aren't Finn and Rachel. (I still want Tina and Mercedes to have competition solos/duets, but this is fun.

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK NO NO NO MORE FUCKING FIN NO NO NO.

TINA, OMG, YES, TINA.

Okay, take out the Finn and Rachel bits, and I wouldn't be too unhappy about this. FUCK RACHEL SHOULD NOT BE DOWN FRONT WHAT THE FUCK.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN --- HOSHIT MERCEDES AND SAM HUG MY HEART MY HEART MY HEART.

Anyway, RACHEL AND FINN, SO FUUUUUUUCKING SHIT. STOP.

THANK YOU, JESSE. UNPROFESSIONAL AND TOO PERSONAL, THANK YOU, I AGREE.

Oh god, what, are they really going to fight over her again? FUUUUCK. Rachel, put a stop to this.

Okay, so next year, don't FUCKING FEATURE RACHEL AND FINN, GODDAMN.

Oh, god, Mercedes. Her face. HER FACE.

(This is completely unsurprising, because there's no way they'll letting ND win until Rachel's senior year, but if they would actually learn from it and a) not feature Rachel and Finn in a duet next year and b) actually have a group number that doesn't ALSO put Rachel and Finn down front, I would be thrilled with this storytelling choice. The chances of them doing that are slim to none, I'm sure. I actually don't mind at all if Rachel has a duet with a non-Finn partner, but I get so sick of her being featured in BOTH competition songs.)

(All that being said, I am sad for them. That's a hard thing to deal with. My heart goes out to them.)

Aww, Blaine is just staring at Kurt while he tells the story. ADORABLE.

SANTANA GO FUCKING YELL AT SCHUE FOR HIS CHOICES NOT YOU.

OMG OMG OMG breathless KURT AND BLAINE. MERCEDES AND SAM. JESUS CHRIST AWESOME.

(Again, Santana, be mad at Schue, not Rachel.) (Or, meta, AT THE GODDAMN SHOW.)

OMG Brittany, I am in love with you. You are amazing. Amazing. Oh, Brittany, totally the most emotionally smart person in glee club, and I am in love with you.

Oh, gross, more Finn and Rachel. STOOOOP.

Aww, their tiny little trophy is adorable.

So as usual, I could do with a billion times less Rachel and Finn and dear god they'd better fucking stop with them next season. Just let them be in the background as a couple if you want to keep them together. If we get another season of Rachel and Finn on again and off again (or worse, ANOTHER FUCKING LOVE TRIANGLE) I will BREAK THINGS.

(The only way I would accept a love triangle is if Quinn falls in love with Rachel.)

I have to admit, I'm a little leery about Quinn wanting so desperately to be loved and what the writers are going to do with Lauren and Puck. I know what I would do (so very, very many things), but I don't trust them at all.


So mostly I was either bored or infuriated, though I did really like a few little things at the end. Not infuriated enough to break up with the show, though, so that's something, I guess.

J just texted me because it looks like a big storm is about to hit this area; literally as I got his text, this loooooooong roll of thunder shook the house.