Fandom: Glee

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Aww, Rachel, you're adorable with your applause. And this exchange between Jesse and Finn is kind of fun. I love everyone's skeptical faces, too. (Lauren Zizes, you make the best faces. Also, SANTANA.) I also love how Puck and Lauren keep exchanging looks at the snarks. DELIGHTFUL.

POISON DARTS. I love you, Brittany.

I hate the assumption that Rachel Berry should automatically sing the duet. HOWEVER, Finn, THIS IS TOTALLY YOUR FUCKING STYLE. Maybe not the auditions part, but the part where only one or two people get to sing EVERYTHING and everyone else sways in the background. You're just pissed that Jesse wants you to be one of the swayers.

I really want to like Sue and Terri and Howard, but god, this is boring. BORING. Even despite Sue's pain. And hmm, I wonder who died, what with all of Sue's lashing out at people (Becky). WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, SCHUE, YOU'RE GOING TO YELL AT SUE AND NOT GIVE BECKY A SPOT? SERIOUSLY? FUCK YOU, WILL. FUUUUUCK YOU. I may not like Sue very much right now, but damn, I hate when Schue gets all high and mighty.

Oh, wow, I kinda feel for Finn. That's rare. Because while it is true that he is only good by local standards (and not even really, because look at the other guys in glee), that is still a heartbreaking thing to realize.

Oh my god, this is the most boring Chevy commercial ever, and a large part of it is Lea Micheele's voice. UGH. So over-exposed to her singing. This commercial should be my favorite, considering how much I LOVE roadtrips and Chevys.

!!! It is almost time for SUPER 8! OMG EXCITING! J and I have been eagerly waiting for this for awhile now.

OMG LEAVE AND DON'T COME BACK SCHUE. DON'T COME BACK.

THE MUNSTERS OH GOD. Why are you finally funny again in your heartbreak, Sue? I can't even deal with this. Moving on.

Kurt's and Finn's WTF faces are fabulous here. While I do think Finn is right, WTF, where the hell does he get off DEMANDING they do something as a club? That pisses me RIGHT THE HELL OFF when Finn and Schue do it. UGH. You lift me up and you tear me down AT THE SAME TIME FINN.

FAIL, SCHUE. FAIL. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE LETTING JESSE TEAR EVERYONE DOWN EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T THINK IT IS A GOOD IDEA. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF EDUCATOR ARE YOU? OH, RIGHT, THE WORST OF THE WORST.

I'm not really a fan of the song (that will probably change after I buy it to support non-Rachel solos, because that is what happens with glee music), but goddamn, how much do I love Santana's voice? SO MUCH. Her outfit, not so much. It's very Judy Jetsony. LOL Santana and Brad BFF moment.

KURT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING? Individually, I think parts of it are fun, but together it is WEIRD. From a distance, at least. I like it somewhat better up close. Maybe it's the cut of it that bothers me? IT IS DISTRACTING. (Dangerous opinion if some Kurt fans see this, but I do not really see the sexy when it comes to Kurt.) His bitchface, though, AWESOME. And calling Jesse on his song-sung-by-women bullshit.

LOL JESSE ST. JAMES TOTALLY JESSE ST. SUCKS. LOVE YOU, KURT. LOFL OH GOD, KURT, YOU ARE ON A FUCKING ROLL!

GODDAMN, Mercedes' voice makes me SHIVER. GET IT, GIRL, GET IT. For once, Jesse does have a point about practicing, but damn, how much do I want to see her take that mic stand to his head? HARD. And also, thought I don't actually believe any of them (except maybe Rachel) actually practice, of course it is Mercedes who gets called on it. Way to play into the stereotypes of the lazy black person, FUCKING GLEE.

(We're not getting a Tina solo this episode, are we. Damn.)

LOL KURT AND SANTANA.

UGH UGH UGH JESSE FUCK YOU.

Uh, aren't you like a week away from Nationals? So you're taking until the end of the week to make a decision? I don't understand you, Schue.

Oh god, Sue, you are breaking my freaking heart this episode. I just cannot even think too hard about this storyline, or I will lose it. Oh, wait, too late. Loss of a sibling is one of the most painful things I can imagine.

Oh hell and now Sue is breaking down, cannot even deal with this.

OH SCHUE YOU WILL FUCKING NOT TAKE OVER OMG WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. STEP OFF, WILL. ANYONE BUT YOU. ANY-FUCKING-ONE BUT YOU.

(Damn it, I am almost too broken-hearted to appreciate Tina singing.)

I want to take a step back and critically examine the death of Jean as the catalyst for an able bodied woman to have emotions and the emotional manipulation of all of this (DUDE, SCHUE IS NOT A FUCKING GOOD GUY, STOP TRYING TO SELL ME ON THAT SHOW, YOU HAVE ALREADY PRESENTED HIM AS WAY TOO MUCH OF AN ASS), but I can't get past the death of a sibling. I can't. I can't. Death of a sibling is one of the things I seriously cannot deal with thinking about.

Quinn, I thought you had moved beyond this. And Finn, stop being such a DICK. FUUUUCK YOU.

OMG BRITTANY PRACTICES SKIING WITHOUT SKIES AND INVITED JESSE ONTO FONDUE FOR TWO. ALL MY LOVE.

Yeah, because picking Rachel let you beat Vocal Adrenaline last year -- oh wait, no, no it didn't.

SCHUE, STEP OFF YOUR FUCKING JUDGMENTAL SHIT. YOU SUCK AND ARE IN NO PLACE TO JUDGE, YOU HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLE.

Wait. WAIT. Will Sue not be back next year and Schue will? GAG.

Woah, they're flying first class to NYC? Wow.

Wait, wait, wait, Terry won't be back either? WAIT. ARE THEY GETTING RID OF ALL THE ADULTS? AS LONG AS I CAN KEEP BEISTE, I AM GOOD. AND EMMA TOO, AS LONG AS SCHUE ISN'T AROUND. (I doubt they will get rid of him, but I CAN HOPE.)

THE MASCULINE CLICK OF JESSE'S BOOTS. LOFL.

NO PITY, FINN. NO PITY. You are an ass.

Uh, Schue, I'm going to need you to revisit Regionals, considering IT WAS THE FUCKING RACHEL BERRY HOUR. It wasn't a group performance at all, not the first song and barely the second.

Also, ONCE AGAIN THEY'RE WRITING THE SONGS A WEEK BEFORE THE COMPETITION? GODDAMN.


So, uh, mostly I'm left feeling like this was just a filler episode. Fail, Glee. Fail. Despite all the capslock, mostly I went back and forth between RAGE and boredom.