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Lost squee with spoilers
From
lilitou, Serenity in 2000 Words. I almost pissed myself laughing. I also almost spilled diet dr pepper all over my laptop, which was almost not much fun at all. However, Serenity in 2000 words is fabulous. Full of spoilers, of course.
Speaking of Serenity, I think
impatienke and I are going to see it again tomorrow. This will be number four for me and five or six for her, counting the two preview screenings we saw. I need to see it more, but I bet we won't have it locally after Thursday. It's been here two weeks, amazingly. The local cinema only keeps crappy movies.
Oh my god, yes, new LOST! *squee* Dead of squee! Well, not quite, because am alive enough to watch it.
Oh my god what the hell did I miss the past two weeks? MY GIRL IS BACK ON IT, HIT SAWYER, STOLE A GUN, AND ALL AROUND KICKED ASS AND LOOKED GOOD. MUST FINISH DOWNLOADING PAST TWO EPISODES.
Oh, Hurley, you sweet fat man you ... why are there plates of food packed in boxes? How odd.
Hurley speaking Korean is fabulous and delicious. I am maybe a little in love with Hurley.
Bah! Have a cluckety cluck cluck day. So needs an icon.
They have jobs? What the cluckety cluck did I miss? GO BACK AND SHOW MORE ANA LUCIA PLEASE I LOVE HER.
Though, all right, disturbingly, Sawyer is hot hot hot. I wish I'd never noticed. I much enjoyed hating him. Though his nicknames are hit and miss--Mikey? Rambina was good, though.
Oh fuck, bloody hurt Sawyer is damn hot.
WOAH. ANA LUCIA HAS BEEN HOGGING ALL THE HOT MEN. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, HOT, HALF-NAKED, BLACK MAN?
Hee hee hee. Climb the rope or I shoot your friend. I love Ana Lucia. God I hope I have her name right. She needs to join my collection of hot women with guns in icons. She threw something at Sawyer. I love her. Also, am so writing Sawyer/Ana Lucia angry fic. So. Freaking. Hot.
You want me, Hot Lips? I love the MASH reference. Damn you, Sawyer, for becoming a likeable ass.
Halloween cookie shapes? With icing? I am so buying those after payday! I want Halloween cookies! Bats! Jack-O-Lanterns! I can't wait to carve mine and bake mine and figure out my costume.
Supernanny just referenced Lost--if you thought the Others were frightening, meet this child. Bastards.
God, I love Hurley. I think maybe also Hugo and Ana Lucia fic would be fun.
Maybe I don't want to change, maybe I like my life -- I love you Hurley. I love you.
Oh, yay, happy My-Husband-Lives lady. Dude, what if her husband is hot Mr. No Name from earlier. I'd be happy and believing he's alive, too. Damn.
No, that's too obvious.
Rose. Rose and Hurley. Rose calms people down. I think I love her too. And Hurley is going to let Rose share in the secret because she is not nosey. I should probably learn a lesson from this, I think. Plus a room in a tree? Oh my god this island is SO COOL! I feel like Locke, absolutely in love with it.
OCEAN I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU PLEASE COME AND PLAY WITH ME.
Though Claire is awful cute playing in it too ohmygod the bottle they'll finally know something is wrong. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY.
Aren't you glad I break this up when the advertisements come on? Hee. See, if Sarah was here, I could watch with her, like season one, but no, you all have to deal with my written squee.
Whoa, I want to see Elizabethtown. It looks cute.
Hurley thinks everyone is going to hate him. God, Kate is such a bitch. She knows they can't take shampoo, anything yet. Fuck. Anyway, I love Hurley. Love him.
Hurley is breathing into a paper bag because he quit. I love him. He is so, so adorable.
EEEE, LOCKE! LOCKE, LOCKE, LOCKE, LOCKE.
Locke.
Ahem.
LOCKE AND KNIFE OH MY GOD.
Really, am calm now.
Charlie is stalking Locke? Charlie is silly.
Ana Lucia I love you. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Plane survivors--
Oh fuck me. Ana is rock hard. I LOVE YOU MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ THANK YOU FOR JOINING MY FAVORITE SHOW!
Ooooh, Sawyer and Ana Lucia tension. This is going to be fun. See, Sawyer, not everyone is a pansy like Jack. Ana Lucia is a real leader. Also, she has hot, bulky men surrounding her--or at least the one.
SARAH AND CRAIG I WISH YOU WERE HERE WATCHING WITH ME.
You are going to love the second season.
Ha, Walt Disney World 50 celebration advert and I've already been there. STITCH!
Connie Moreau plays Starla. See, it's Star and Carla together. He really loves us. Yay. And oh my god he's going to ask her out -- and she wants to go Saturday she's so cute oh I will love them together. Please let them work out. Please. PLEASE LET HURLEY HAVE LOVE OH PLEASE.
Ana Lucia's secret knock is amazing! I love you.
I love how Hugo thinks change is bad. Also I love the cute blonde with the poor island baby. Hugo, you're amazing. And quit, Hugo, quit! DO IT! STAND UP TO LOCKE!
Mostly because people standing up to Locke is hot, but also because not everyone should get their way.
Hurley, what did you steal? Oh fuck. Dynamite.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THEY ARE STEALING LAWN GNOMES. And arranging them into words. I love you HUGO. You are the best best best best best best man in the whole world. I love you.
Dude, I want a mood theme of Ana Lucia. And also of Vince (from The Mighty Boosh and nothing to do with the conversation) and Sarah promised me it. I just need a mood theme of hot hot people. Hot angry people, for the most part, though Vince isn't usually angry. He's funny and laid-back and oh.
Wrong squee. LOST. Oh god, Hurley's world is about to change--I am cringing for him.
Oh, Hurley, tear up the numbers, tear up the numbers, TEAR UP THE FUCKING NUMBERS. BLOW UP THE FOOD. HURLEY I FEEL FOR YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU, HURLEY. I LOVE YOU! I WILL NEVER EVER HATE YOU! HURLEY I WANT TO GIVE YOU A BIG HUGE HUG. OH HURLEY.
This isn't a spoiler. I absolutely freaking adore Hurley.
Oh Hurley I love you. I love you and the whole island loves you -- well your half -- and I still want to hug you.
Shannon feeding Vincent is adorable.
What a great idea, Hurley, a huge meal, everyone celebrating.
Oh. OH. PEANUT BUTTER. I don't much like Charlie but he and Claire are the cutest things in the world.
See, Hurley, everyone loves you like I do.
Sun is burying the bottle. Oh, Sun, I worry for you.
Oh. OH OH OH OH.
Oh fuck.
ROSE'S HUSBAND IS PRECIOUS. OH BERNARD YOU'RE SO SWEET AND ADORABLE AND ROSE YOU ARE MY PSYCHIC QUEEN. OH ROSE IS SAVING CANDY FOR BERNARD I AM CRYING NOW. OH ROSE I LOVE YOU TOO, YOU BLESSED, BLESSED WOMAN.
OH WHY ISN'T IT NEXT WEDNESDAY YET?
Oooooh, Sawyer and Ana Lucia flirting about marriage. Sawyer, you dog, are you going to ask her to play I Never, too?
Much better.
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Oh my god, yes, new LOST! *squee* Dead of squee! Well, not quite, because am alive enough to watch it.
Oh my god what the hell did I miss the past two weeks? MY GIRL IS BACK ON IT, HIT SAWYER, STOLE A GUN, AND ALL AROUND KICKED ASS AND LOOKED GOOD. MUST FINISH DOWNLOADING PAST TWO EPISODES.
Oh, Hurley, you sweet fat man you ... why are there plates of food packed in boxes? How odd.
Hurley speaking Korean is fabulous and delicious. I am maybe a little in love with Hurley.
Bah! Have a cluckety cluck cluck day. So needs an icon.
They have jobs? What the cluckety cluck did I miss? GO BACK AND SHOW MORE ANA LUCIA PLEASE I LOVE HER.
Though, all right, disturbingly, Sawyer is hot hot hot. I wish I'd never noticed. I much enjoyed hating him. Though his nicknames are hit and miss--Mikey? Rambina was good, though.
Oh fuck, bloody hurt Sawyer is damn hot.
WOAH. ANA LUCIA HAS BEEN HOGGING ALL THE HOT MEN. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, HOT, HALF-NAKED, BLACK MAN?
Hee hee hee. Climb the rope or I shoot your friend. I love Ana Lucia. God I hope I have her name right. She needs to join my collection of hot women with guns in icons. She threw something at Sawyer. I love her. Also, am so writing Sawyer/Ana Lucia angry fic. So. Freaking. Hot.
You want me, Hot Lips? I love the MASH reference. Damn you, Sawyer, for becoming a likeable ass.
Halloween cookie shapes? With icing? I am so buying those after payday! I want Halloween cookies! Bats! Jack-O-Lanterns! I can't wait to carve mine and bake mine and figure out my costume.
Supernanny just referenced Lost--if you thought the Others were frightening, meet this child. Bastards.
God, I love Hurley. I think maybe also Hugo and Ana Lucia fic would be fun.
Maybe I don't want to change, maybe I like my life -- I love you Hurley. I love you.
Oh, yay, happy My-Husband-Lives lady. Dude, what if her husband is hot Mr. No Name from earlier. I'd be happy and believing he's alive, too. Damn.
No, that's too obvious.
Rose. Rose and Hurley. Rose calms people down. I think I love her too. And Hurley is going to let Rose share in the secret because she is not nosey. I should probably learn a lesson from this, I think. Plus a room in a tree? Oh my god this island is SO COOL! I feel like Locke, absolutely in love with it.
OCEAN I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU PLEASE COME AND PLAY WITH ME.
Though Claire is awful cute playing in it too ohmygod the bottle they'll finally know something is wrong. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY.
Aren't you glad I break this up when the advertisements come on? Hee. See, if Sarah was here, I could watch with her, like season one, but no, you all have to deal with my written squee.
Whoa, I want to see Elizabethtown. It looks cute.
Hurley thinks everyone is going to hate him. God, Kate is such a bitch. She knows they can't take shampoo, anything yet. Fuck. Anyway, I love Hurley. Love him.
Hurley is breathing into a paper bag because he quit. I love him. He is so, so adorable.
EEEE, LOCKE! LOCKE, LOCKE, LOCKE, LOCKE.
Locke.
Ahem.
LOCKE AND KNIFE OH MY GOD.
Really, am calm now.
Charlie is stalking Locke? Charlie is silly.
Ana Lucia I love you. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Plane survivors--
Oh fuck me. Ana is rock hard. I LOVE YOU MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ THANK YOU FOR JOINING MY FAVORITE SHOW!
Ooooh, Sawyer and Ana Lucia tension. This is going to be fun. See, Sawyer, not everyone is a pansy like Jack. Ana Lucia is a real leader. Also, she has hot, bulky men surrounding her--or at least the one.
SARAH AND CRAIG I WISH YOU WERE HERE WATCHING WITH ME.
You are going to love the second season.
Ha, Walt Disney World 50 celebration advert and I've already been there. STITCH!
Connie Moreau plays Starla. See, it's Star and Carla together. He really loves us. Yay. And oh my god he's going to ask her out -- and she wants to go Saturday she's so cute oh I will love them together. Please let them work out. Please. PLEASE LET HURLEY HAVE LOVE OH PLEASE.
Ana Lucia's secret knock is amazing! I love you.
I love how Hugo thinks change is bad. Also I love the cute blonde with the poor island baby. Hugo, you're amazing. And quit, Hugo, quit! DO IT! STAND UP TO LOCKE!
Mostly because people standing up to Locke is hot, but also because not everyone should get their way.
Hurley, what did you steal? Oh fuck. Dynamite.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THEY ARE STEALING LAWN GNOMES. And arranging them into words. I love you HUGO. You are the best best best best best best man in the whole world. I love you.
Dude, I want a mood theme of Ana Lucia. And also of Vince (from The Mighty Boosh and nothing to do with the conversation) and Sarah promised me it. I just need a mood theme of hot hot people. Hot angry people, for the most part, though Vince isn't usually angry. He's funny and laid-back and oh.
Wrong squee. LOST. Oh god, Hurley's world is about to change--I am cringing for him.
Oh, Hurley, tear up the numbers, tear up the numbers, TEAR UP THE FUCKING NUMBERS. BLOW UP THE FOOD. HURLEY I FEEL FOR YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU, HURLEY. I LOVE YOU! I WILL NEVER EVER HATE YOU! HURLEY I WANT TO GIVE YOU A BIG HUGE HUG. OH HURLEY.
This isn't a spoiler. I absolutely freaking adore Hurley.
Oh Hurley I love you. I love you and the whole island loves you -- well your half -- and I still want to hug you.
Shannon feeding Vincent is adorable.
What a great idea, Hurley, a huge meal, everyone celebrating.
Oh. OH. PEANUT BUTTER. I don't much like Charlie but he and Claire are the cutest things in the world.
See, Hurley, everyone loves you like I do.
Sun is burying the bottle. Oh, Sun, I worry for you.
Oh. OH OH OH OH.
Oh fuck.
ROSE'S HUSBAND IS PRECIOUS. OH BERNARD YOU'RE SO SWEET AND ADORABLE AND ROSE YOU ARE MY PSYCHIC QUEEN. OH ROSE IS SAVING CANDY FOR BERNARD I AM CRYING NOW. OH ROSE I LOVE YOU TOO, YOU BLESSED, BLESSED WOMAN.
OH WHY ISN'T IT NEXT WEDNESDAY YET?
Oooooh, Sawyer and Ana Lucia flirting about marriage. Sawyer, you dog, are you going to ask her to play I Never, too?
Much better.